One of my favorite things about watching baseball at the gym is seeing the sometimes hilarious misspellings on the closed-captions. Mike Krukow's famed catchphrase, "grab some pine, meat!" has often been written as "grab some pie and meat", for example. And last year Edgardo Alfonso's first name was repeatedly spelled "guard dough".
This afternoon on the A's game, Marco Scutaro was identified by the closed-captioner as "Nachos Scutaros". Somebody call Chevy's!