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« Reply #180 on: November 08, 2005, 03:55:33 PM »
This is a straight AP wire story, but I think the author has been reading The Onion just a bit lately.


GM Breaks Window as Johnson Breaks Goal Line
 
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) - Before he could celebrate Kansas City's dramatic victory over Oakland on Sunday, Carl Peterson had to remove slivers of glass from his face, hair and clothing.

When Larry Johnson went vaulting into the end zone on the final play, the Chiefs' president and general manager punched the window in his private suite so hard it shattered.

Nobody was hurt except the Raiders.

[...yadda yadda yadda...rest of article...]
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« Reply #181 on: November 10, 2005, 03:59:29 PM »
Chris Carpenter* wins the Cy Young, the only Cards pitcher besides Gibson to ever do so.

On the other hand, more Cardinals have won the MVP than any other team** & maybe Pujols will finally get his due.



*if the Blue Jays staff from his days with the team were reunited they'd have 4 Cy Young winners: Carp, Hentgen, Clemens & Halliday.

**The Yankees have accounted for more awards, but typical New Yorkers, they've had several greedy players who won multiple times.  The only greedy St. Louisan was Stan The Man.
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« Reply #182 on: November 28, 2005, 12:36:57 PM »
Well, this is pretty big news, considering it's the baseball off-season:

The A's have signed Esteban Loaisa to a 3-year deal.  Are Zito's days as an Athletic numbered?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/11/28/SPG00FV99A3.DTL

Gaz: who knows, Barry could be a Met or a Yank by spring...

"Sadder but Loiaza", as Chris Berman might say.
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« Reply #183 on: November 28, 2005, 04:45:48 PM »
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Gaz: who knows, Barry could be a Met or a Yank by spring....


I never Met a Barry I didn't Yank.
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« Reply #184 on: November 28, 2005, 09:25:04 PM »
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Gaz: who knows, Barry could be a Met or a Yank by spring....


I never Met a Barry I didn't Yank.


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« Reply #185 on: November 30, 2005, 01:49:49 PM »
In a mild surprise, Paul Konerko has re-upped with the White Sox. (Their acquisition of Thome had led many to suspect they'd pass on Paul K.)
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« Reply #186 on: November 30, 2005, 02:22:00 PM »
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In a mild surprise, Paul Konerko has re-upped with the White Sox. (Their acquisition of Thome had led many to suspect they'd pass on Paul K.)


Fine, keep him in the AL. Lord knows the Giants weren't going after him.
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« Reply #187 on: November 30, 2005, 05:10:30 PM »
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In a mild surprise, Paul Konerko has re-upped with the White Sox. (Their acquisition of Thome had led many to suspect they'd pass on Paul K.)


Fine, keep him in the AL. Lord knows the Giants weren't going after him.


I don't know why people were so surprised; it makes far more sense for Thome to be a DH at this point in his health.

And the thought of Aaron Rowand in a Phillies uni is already making me lick my lips.
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« Reply #188 on: December 12, 2005, 07:50:38 AM »
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« Reply #189 on: December 12, 2005, 09:16:21 AM »
Will JT retire? I'll miss seeimg him play in SF.
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« Reply #190 on: December 12, 2005, 09:44:39 AM »
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Will JT retire? I'll miss seeimg him play in SF.


Doubt it. I'm betting he ends up in Boston. Anywhere but LA.
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« Reply #191 on: December 12, 2005, 03:27:11 PM »
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Hey Mark, by now you've heard:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/12/12/SPGNBG6NBQ1.DTL

A Giant Card!


I figured that was gonna happen the first time I heard about it several months ago.  It's a good fit all the way around, and if anyone can help prolong Morris' career it's Matheny.  That being said, I think the Giants are no way going to get 3 yrs/$27 million worth of value out of Morris.  I just think his best years are fully behind him, tho' he's been one of my favorite Cardinals for years.  He won't suck (imho) but he is overpriced.
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« Reply #192 on: December 13, 2005, 03:47:30 PM »
What's Billy Beane smoking? Milton Bradley is now an Oakland A...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/12/13/sports/s150700S97.DTL
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« Reply #193 on: December 13, 2005, 04:03:47 PM »
Mr. Bradley wanted to get away from Jeff Kent. Can you blame him?
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« Reply #194 on: December 13, 2005, 08:32:31 PM »
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What's Billy Beane smoking? Milton Bradley is now an Oakland A...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/12/13/sports/s150700S97.DTL


Stupid move.  So much for team chemistry.
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