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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #60 on: March 14, 2011, 11:06:48 AM »
Quote from: mshray on March 14, 2011, 10:57:26 AM
Gaz told my boys this one last weekend:

Q:  What's brown & rhymes with snoop?

A:  Dr. Dre

Bwahahaha! That's going on Facebook immediately.
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #61 on: March 14, 2011, 11:09:45 AM »
Quote from: mshray on March 14, 2011, 10:57:26 AM
Gaz told my boys this one last weekend:

Q:  What's brown & rhymes with snoop?

A:  Dr. Dre

nice one.  here's another in that vein:


Q:   What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A:   A carrot!

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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #62 on: March 14, 2011, 11:14:35 AM »
Quote from: Tinka_Cat on March 14, 2011, 11:09:45 AM

nice one.  here's another in that vein:


Q:   What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A:   A carrot!

This one is courtesy of DaveMack from a while ago, and I believe we told it to Gaz in the car, which prompted the above joke in reply.

Q:  What's brown and sticky?

A:  A stick.
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #63 on: August 09, 2011, 01:53:42 PM »
Q: why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: to get to the other slide.
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #64 on: August 22, 2011, 07:44:28 AM »
posted by a friend on FB:

The economy is so bad that...

--  I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
--  CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
-- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
-- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
-- Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
-- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
-- They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street".

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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #65 on: December 15, 2011, 02:36:06 PM »
Re-posted on behalf of Here's To Ya:

"All right, mic check, mic check, here goes:

What do you say to a paramour (think Pepé Le Pew) who is miserably and publicly striking out with the object of his desire?

What do you call a Klezmer jam session?"
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #66 on: December 15, 2011, 03:01:17 PM »
Thanks.

How come this thread didn't show up when I searched for "jokes?"  Hmm . . .
« Last Edit: December 15, 2011, 03:12:16 PM by Here'sToYa! »
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #67 on: December 15, 2011, 09:54:28 PM »
Quote from: Here'sToYa! on December 15, 2011, 03:01:17 PM
Thanks.

How come this thread didn't show up when I searched for "jokes?"  Hmm . . .

Were you on the internet?  ;D

The wifey has banned me from ever visiting this thread again.
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #68 on: December 16, 2011, 12:24:15 PM »
Quote from: RGMike on December 15, 2011, 02:36:06 PM
Re-posted on behalf of Here's To Ya:

"All right, mic check, mic check, here goes:

What do you say to a paramour (think Pepé Le Pew) who is miserably and publicly striking out with the object of his desire?

What do you call a Klezmer jam session?"

I know everyone's been waiting with bated breath for these:

What do you say to a paramour (think Pepé Le Pew) who is miserably and publicly striking out with the object of his desire?
Hey you one, get a bath room!

What do you call a Klezmer jam session?
A Jewtenanny!*

* This is where I point out that I'm Jewish, so I "get" to make those kind of jokes. Please let me know if you find this offensive, anyway.
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #69 on: December 16, 2011, 04:11:09 PM »
Quote from: Here'sToYa! on December 16, 2011, 12:24:15 PM
Quote from: RGMike on December 15, 2011, 02:36:06 PM
Re-posted on behalf of Here's To Ya:

"All right, mic check, mic check, here goes:

What do you say to a paramour (think Pepé Le Pew) who is miserably and publicly striking out with the object of his desire?

What do you call a Klezmer jam session?"

I know everyone's been waiting with bated breath for these:

What do you say to a paramour (think Pepé Le Pew) who is miserably and publicly striking out with the object of his desire?
Hey you one, get a bath room!

 
Er...I don't get this one. 
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #70 on: December 17, 2011, 07:05:26 AM »
Quote from: sundaygal on December 16, 2011, 04:11:09 PM
Quote from: Here'sToYa! on December 16, 2011, 12:24:15 PM
Quote from: RGMike on December 15, 2011, 02:36:06 PM
Re-posted on behalf of Here's To Ya:

"All right, mic check, mic check, here goes:

What do you say to a paramour (think Pepé Le Pew) who is miserably and publicly striking out with the object of his desire?

What do you call a Klezmer jam session?"

I know everyone's been waiting with bated breath for these:

What do you say to a paramour (think Pepé Le Pew) who is miserably and publicly striking out with the object of his desire?
Hey you one, get a bath room!

 
Er...I don't get this one.
It was supposed to be a play on Hey you two, get a room. Yeah . . .
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #71 on: January 13, 2012, 02:40:25 PM »
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2012, 12:27:21 PM »
Posted by a FB friend:

Q: What do you call a Fly Girl with an empty candy dispenser?

A: Jennifer No-Pez!
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2012, 05:26:05 PM »
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Re: This is the forum for bad jokes
« Reply #74 on: May 20, 2013, 01:14:53 PM »
Q: if April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims.
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