The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the
planning stages.
The Library will include:
.....The Hurricane Katrina Room, which remains under
construction.
.....The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be
able
to remember
anything.
.....The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you
don't even have to show
up.
.....The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't
let you in.
.....The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you
out.
.....The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no
one has been able to >>> find.
.....The National Debt room, which is huge and has no
ceiling.
.....The "Tax Cut" Room, with entry only to the
wealthy.
.....The "Economy Room", which is in the toilet.
..... The Spy Room, where everybody knows your name.
....The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first
tour, they make you go back for a second, third,
fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
.....The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed
location, complete with
shotgun gallery.
.....The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
.....The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an
election.
.....The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some
of
your favorite Republican Senators.
.....The "Decider Room", complete with dart
board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and
straws.
.....The Dicto..., Dikshun.., Word Room, where you
will be able to make
your own entries into the national dickshon...,
dichen..., word >>> book.
.....The museum will have an electronic microscope to
help you locate
the President's accomplishments.
