LOL! Y'know, if this were any other entertainer I'd feel bad. And it's not like I think his music, like, sucks (although 'Uptown Girl" was a dumb song. Let's face it).
There's just something... I dunno... "putzy" about Billy Joel that begs taunting. I mean- c'mon... furniture polish?! Why can't he OD on heroin like other musicians with suicidal tendancies?
I mean- at least dying of, say, auto-erotic asphyxiation, while kinda lame, is at least, y'know, kinky.
Furniture polish?!