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« Reply #150 on: July 19, 2005, 01:45:36 PM »
From the CNN article RGMike linked above re Colin Farrell....

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The lawsuit said the release of the videotape would irreparably harm Farrell's reputation and career.
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Wait... it'll ruin his reputation as the man every woman in the world (and a significant number of men) wants to have sex already?

Shut up, Colin.
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« Reply #151 on: August 29, 2005, 07:48:49 PM »
Mariah Carey dating Eddie Murphy??? Now we KNOW dat bitch be crazy...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=543
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« Reply #152 on: August 31, 2005, 02:22:39 PM »
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« Reply #154 on: September 16, 2005, 07:22:18 AM »
Zellweger and Chesney are no more. She's accusing him of "fraud" (!?!), tho' what kind of fraud is unspecified :roll:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/09/16/uzellw.xml&sSheet=/portal/2005/09/16/ixportaltop.html

all together now: "DUH!!"
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« Reply #155 on: October 05, 2005, 09:20:16 AM »
Lindsay Lohan in another fender-bender:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2005/10/05/entertainment/e045701D62.DTL

Luckily her, uh, airbags saved her.
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« Reply #156 on: October 07, 2005, 02:04:18 PM »
Robbie Williams defends Kate Moss:

"Every time I have met her she has been really lovely to me. People should get off her f***ing back!"

such a gallant lad!

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9621723/
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« Reply #157 on: October 07, 2005, 02:11:08 PM »
Robbie's right.

I've never met her- so she's never had the opportunity to be really lovely to me. She could be a raging beeyatch for all I care- I still think a mountain's being made from a mole hill.

In other news: Esquire Magazine names Jessica Beil "Sexiest Woman Alive".

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9619852/

To which a horny world replies: "Well, DUH!"

(I'm surprised Jessica Alba didn't walk away with this honor. She's got a better press agent & all).

ETA: Sharon Stones been fortysomething for about 20 years now....
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« Reply #158 on: October 07, 2005, 03:39:16 PM »
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Robbie's right.

I've never met her- so she's never had the opportunity to be really lovely to me. She could be a raging beeyatch for all I care- I still think a mountain's being made from a mole hill.

In other news: Esquire Magazine names Jessica Beil "Sexiest Woman Alive".

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9619852/

To which a horny world replies: "Well, DUH!"

(I'm surprised Jessica Alba didn't walk away with this honor. She's got a better press agent & all).

ETA: Sharon Stones been fortysomething for about 20 years now....


clearly theu got their Jessicas in a twist.

Meanwhile Renee Z's pissed at the Post:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=1188

She thought they'd made her look "slutty". Er, Renee... ? something about closing the barn door after the horse has been stolen?
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« Reply #159 on: October 07, 2005, 07:19:45 PM »
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Robbie Williams defends Kate Moss:

"Every time I have met her she has been really lovely to me. People should get off her f***ing back!"

such a gallant lad!

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9621723/


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« Reply #160 on: October 11, 2005, 03:25:41 PM »
Joel Attempted Suicide by Drinking Furniture Polish

Grammy Award-winning singer Billy Joel tried to kill himself by drinking furniture polish, because he was so tormented by an affair with his drummer's wife.

In new book, "Billy Joel: The Life and Times of a Young Man," the rocker reveals keeping his affair with Elizabeth Small secret left him depressed and prepared to take his own life.

The singer/songwriter was saved by the very man he was betraying when bandmate Jon Small rushed him to hospital.

Joel was later transferred to a psychiatric ward.

Small notoriously inspired Joel's 1978 hit "She's Always a Woman," and the pair later married.


I "pledge" not to make fun of Billy Joel for this lame attempted suicide. Hey, at least he didn't wind up "ashes to ashes, Endust to Endust", right?
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« Reply #161 on: October 11, 2005, 03:43:15 PM »
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Small notoriously inspired Joel's 1978 hit "She's Always a Woman," and the pair later married


So he was able to turn his experience into (Liquid)Gold?
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« Reply #162 on: October 11, 2005, 03:47:30 PM »
LOL! Y'know, if this were any other entertainer I'd feel bad. And it's not like I think his music, like, sucks (although 'Uptown Girl" was a dumb song. Let's face it).

There's just something... I dunno... "putzy" about Billy Joel that begs taunting. I mean- c'mon... furniture polish?! Why can't he OD on heroin like other musicians with suicidal tendancies?

I mean- at least dying of, say, auto-erotic asphyxiation, while kinda lame, is at least, y'know, kinky.

Furniture polish?!
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« Reply #163 on: October 11, 2005, 04:24:11 PM »
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She thought they'd made her look "slutty". Er, Renee... ? something about closing the barn door after the horse has been stolen?


mmmmmm, slutty Renee.

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« Reply #164 on: October 11, 2005, 07:59:12 PM »
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Furniture polish?!


Hey.  Lupe Velez died with her head in the toilet, aight?
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