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« Reply #120 on: June 24, 2005, 03:29:39 PM »
Well, he's obviously a cad -- a girls needs her, er, dignity. Even if she's gotta down a dozen vodkas to do it.
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« Reply #121 on: June 24, 2005, 03:36:00 PM »
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Well, he's obviously a cad

I'd go so far as to say he's a dog-haired Toby Jug!

Charlotte's new rugby boyfriend should just stomp that dude's head and be done with it.
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« Reply #122 on: June 30, 2005, 12:31:02 PM »
Mark Morford's blog takes on TomKat:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=143#readmore

love the captions on the pics...
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« Reply #123 on: June 30, 2005, 01:14:00 PM »
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Mark Morford's blog takes on TomKat:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=143#readmore

love the captions on the pics...


...and here we all were last week criticizing him for run-on sentences...


 :wink:
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« Reply #124 on: June 30, 2005, 01:20:13 PM »
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Mark Morford's blog takes on TomKat:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=143#readmore

love the captions on the pics...


...and here we all were last week criticizing him for run-on sentences...


 :wink:


Yep, but at least this time I was able to read the entire thing in under a minute. Took me longer to scroll thru the pix (which were indeed hilarious, thanks Mike!).
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« Reply #125 on: June 30, 2005, 01:26:40 PM »
Indeed, RGMike- thanks for the link!

Here's a pic that wasn't part of Morford's blog but I think he'd have fun writing a caption for it. This photo appeared on-line in the very early days of TomKat....

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« Reply #126 on: June 30, 2005, 01:48:58 PM »
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Indeed, RGMike- thanks for the link!

Here's a pic that wasn't part of Morford's blog but I think he'd have fun writing a caption for it. This photo appeared on-line in the very early days of TomKat....



that boy's got WAY too many teeth...
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« Reply #127 on: June 30, 2005, 01:54:42 PM »
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that boy's got WAY too many teeth...

All the better to bite reporter's heads off, my dear RGMike.

So, how come more celeb Scientologists don't get out there & preach the word like ol Tommy? I mean- you don't hear John Travolta shootin' his mouth off- and apparently he's an even higher leveled "New Operating Thetan" or whatever they call themselves.
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« Reply #128 on: June 30, 2005, 02:10:54 PM »
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that boy's got WAY too many teeth...

All the better to bite reporter's heads off, my dear RGMike.

So, how come more celeb Scientologists don't get out there & preach the word like ol Tommy? I mean- you don't hear John Travolta shootin' his mouth off- and apparently he's an even higher leveled "New Operating Thetan" or whatever they call themselves.


New Operating Thetan = NOT.

As I've said before ol' Tommy is gunning for head of the Whole. Damn. Church.  So this is the beginning of his campaign for that position. Travolta, after the disaster that was Battlefield Earth, is smart enough to keep his mouth shut.
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« Reply #129 on: June 30, 2005, 02:20:50 PM »
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As I've said before ol' Tommy is gunning for head of the Whole. Damn. Church.

Could be. Could be. Travolta better watch his ass.
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« Reply #130 on: June 30, 2005, 02:23:18 PM »
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As I've said before ol' Tommy is gunning for head of the Whole. Damn. Church.

Could be. Could be. Travolta better watch his ass.


actually I hear they're, uh, watching each other's asses :wink:
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« Reply #131 on: June 30, 2005, 02:33:11 PM »
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actually I hear they're, uh, watching each other's asses

LOL! Ah, yes.
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« Reply #132 on: June 30, 2005, 03:34:03 PM »
Just one more TomKat article....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8133775/

Here's my fave quote...

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The “War of the Worlds” star recently revealed to a German magazine that he enjoys sex. “Sex is great, if you are in a relationship,” Cruise told Bild magazine. “Otherwise, I find sex actually not so interesting. Without a relationship it is confusing.”
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« Reply #133 on: June 30, 2005, 04:24:22 PM »
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Just one more TomKat article....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8133775/

Here's my fave quote...
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The “War of the Worlds” star recently revealed to a German magazine that he enjoys sex. “Sex is great, if you are in a relationship,” Cruise told Bild magazine. “Otherwise, I find sex actually not so interesting. Without a relationship it is confusing.”

I really liked this little quote at the end of the article:
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MacLaine plays the role of Endora, who in the TV version was played by Agnes Moorehead, who died in 1974. MacLaine, who believes in past lives and such, said: “I never met Agnes in person, but I talked to her recently and she’s doing fine.”
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« Reply #134 on: June 30, 2005, 04:31:36 PM »
LOL! Yeah. I just hope that was Shirley's idea of a little joke.

But, I'll bet ol' Agnes has some interesting stories to tell nevertheless.
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