YEE-HAW! This here's Buckaroo Beej! I ride the cyber plains & prairies, a'lookin for good (or stupid) gossip to share with y'all!
I done found this here on the Defamer website by way of Fametracker.
It's 2 scans from a Mexican tabloid and it concerns 2 of Hollywood's hottest senioritas...
Obviously, this cain't be true because that would be, like, putin' near the hottest thing I could imagine- and I gots a goood imagination.