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« Reply #165 on: October 11, 2005, 10:14:54 PM »
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Furniture polish?!


Hey.  Lupe Velez died with her head in the toilet, aight?


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« Reply #166 on: October 11, 2005, 10:32:45 PM »
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Furniture polish?!


Hey.  Lupe Velez died with her head in the toilet, aight?


"Little Latin Lupe in the Loo"


All right, I hope y'alls caught that, because he will NEVER have the chance to use that pun EVER AGAIN.

That said, well played, friend!
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« Reply #167 on: October 14, 2005, 11:42:33 AM »
OK, I missed the press release about Katie Holmes being pregnant, but you gotta read this:

http://www.slate.com/id/2128041/
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« Reply #168 on: October 14, 2005, 12:39:31 PM »
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Furniture polish?!


Hey.  Lupe Velez died with her head in the toilet, aight?


"Little Latin Lupe in the Loo"


All right, I hope y'alls caught that, because he will NEVER have the chance to use that pun EVER AGAIN.

That said, well played, friend!


This is just too weird.  Before last night, I had never heard of Lupe Velez.  But in The Adventures of Kavelier and Clay which I am currently reading, they play a game called "Lupe Velez."  (not much of a game)  At any rate, new to me.  Got to look it up on the internet...
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« Reply #169 on: October 14, 2005, 12:45:50 PM »
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This is just too weird.  Before last night, I had never heard of Lupe Velez.  But in The Adventures of Kavelier and Clay which I am currently reading, they play a game called "Lupe Velez."  (not much of a game)  At any rate, new to me.  Got to look it up on the internet...


Great, GREAT book.  Well, except for the north pole part (you'll see what I mean).
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« Reply #170 on: October 14, 2005, 01:11:31 PM »
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OK, I missed the press release about Katie Holmes being pregnant, but you gotta read this:

http://www.slate.com/id/2128041/


excellent!

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« Reply #171 on: October 14, 2005, 04:26:40 PM »
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OK, I missed the press release about Katie Holmes being pregnant, but you gotta read this:

http://www.slate.com/id/2128041/


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LOL!!

Didja know that Beck was born & raised a Scientologist?  Wonder if Mama Beck did this to him.
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« Reply #172 on: October 19, 2005, 03:50:04 PM »
Very interesting review in Salon about two books dealing with gay heartthrobs in Hollywood's heyday.  You gotta watch a brief ad if you're not a Salon subscriber, but it's for the movie ShopGirl, which looks pretty good anyway.


http://www.salon.com/books/review/2005/10/19/gay_heartthrobs/index.html
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« Reply #173 on: October 20, 2005, 02:46:29 PM »
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« Reply #174 on: November 14, 2005, 04:03:12 PM »
Bizarre coupling o' the week: Diana Ross and Jon Voight!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=1760

Hmmm... Miss Ross (she da Boss) as Angelina Jolie's stepmom? The mind reels.
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« Reply #175 on: November 14, 2005, 11:23:39 PM »
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Bizarre coupling o' the week: Diana Ross and Jon Voight!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=1760

Hmmm... Miss Ross (she da Boss) as Angelina Jolie's stepmom? The mind reels.


They can all gather 'round the tree and sing "Wild Thing"!

(Or "Angel of the Morning" ...)
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« Reply #176 on: November 15, 2005, 07:39:00 AM »
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Bizarre coupling o' the week: Diana Ross and Jon Voight!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=1760

Hmmm... Miss Ross (she da Boss) as Angelina Jolie's stepmom? The mind reels.


They can all gather 'round the tree and sing "Wild Thing"!

(Or "Angel of the Morning" ...)


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« Reply #177 on: December 10, 2005, 08:56:08 PM »
Scariest headline in the history of the Chron's gossip column:

DAVID ARQUETTE SEX SCANDAL

(shudder)

Turns out it's about some skanky stripper he had sex with -- eight years ago! -- who has pictures of them fooling around. OK, he was already dating Courteney Cox at the time, but basically... big f---in' whoop.
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« Reply #178 on: January 11, 2006, 07:53:04 AM »
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« Reply #179 on: January 11, 2006, 04:41:31 PM »
Oh, Whitney:

http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=120615

Too bad this didn't show up later in the year, it'd've become a ubiquitous Halloween costume.
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