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« Reply #135 on: June 01, 2005, 01:35:46 PM »
rather than start a new thread, or resend, I just thought I'd post this joke I received from a friend, a retired school teacher:

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed
he had his collar on backwards.  The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds!" and went back to reading his book.....

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
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« Reply #136 on: June 01, 2005, 01:45:11 PM »
Quote from: "ggould"
rather than start a new thread, or resend, I just thought I'd post this joke I received from a friend, a retired school teacher:

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed
he had his collar on backwards.  The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds!" and went back to reading his book.....

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."


Bwah!  I needed that...
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« Reply #137 on: June 03, 2005, 10:52:50 AM »
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« Reply #138 on: June 03, 2005, 11:06:11 AM »
The last panel is what kills me. "I was Nessie!"
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« Reply #139 on: June 03, 2005, 11:06:26 AM »
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Assmussen and naked lesbians: 2 great tastes that...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/06/03/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL


I knew DA would have a field day with this one, but the best part is the faux headline in the last frame:

DEEP THROAT ALSO ADMITS TO BEING BIGFOOT, NESSIE
ALL THE WORLD'S MYSTERIES NOW SOLVED
"I did it all because I was pissed that I didn't get that promotion."
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« Reply #140 on: June 03, 2005, 11:06:49 AM »
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The last panel is what kills me. "I was Nessie!"


JINX!
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« Reply #141 on: June 03, 2005, 11:07:57 AM »
D'OH!
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do you know who Huey's talkin' 'bout?
« Reply #142 on: June 05, 2005, 03:25:39 PM »
you guys are much hipper than I in pop culture:

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« Reply #143 on: June 05, 2005, 06:16:19 PM »
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you guys are much hipper than I in pop culture:


uh, Britney Spears -- he mentions her name in the 3rd panel...
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« Reply #144 on: June 05, 2005, 07:25:11 PM »
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you guys are much hipper than I in pop culture:



To elaborate a smidgen: Britney's husband, Kevin Federline, has two children from his prior relationship with Shar Jackson, a black woman.

And before POC says it, yes, that above line should be read as if it's one of the professorial declamations in Stevie Wonder's "Black Man."
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« Reply #145 on: June 05, 2005, 08:52:01 PM »
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you guys are much hipper than I in pop culture:
uh, Britney Spears -- he mentions her name in the 3rd panel...
uh...I'm a little young for senility, or so I thought.  Somehow, I just didn't see it.  There it is, big as day!  But I needed the explanation anyway. :oops:
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« Reply #146 on: June 06, 2005, 11:03:31 AM »
Folkies with attitude:

http://www.ninagordon.com/audio/straightouttacompton.mp3

(Speakers off for this one, or at least make sure the kiddies (and hypersensitive cow orkers) are tucked safe in their beds.)

There was another acoustic take on a hip hop tune that got airplay on Live 105 a couple years ago, but I can't remember the name of the song or the artist (par for the course for me). Any help?
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« Reply #147 on: June 06, 2005, 11:50:01 PM »
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Folkies with attitude:

http://www.ninagordon.com/audio/straightouttacompton.mp3

(Speakers off for this one, or at least make sure the kiddies (and hypersensitive cow orkers) are tucked safe in their beds.)

There was another acoustic take on a hip hop tune that got airplay on Live 105 a couple years ago, but I can't remember the name of the song or the artist (par for the course for me). Any help?

Are you thinking of Luka Bloom's cover of LL Cool J's "I Need Love"?  Or are you thinking of Dynamite Hack's version of "Boyz N The Hood"?
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« Reply #148 on: June 07, 2005, 07:27:57 AM »
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Folkies with attitude:

http://www.ninagordon.com/audio/straightouttacompton.mp3

(Speakers off for this one, or at least make sure the kiddies (and hypersensitive cow orkers) are tucked safe in their beds.)

There was another acoustic take on a hip hop tune that got airplay on Live 105 a couple years ago, but I can't remember the name of the song or the artist (par for the course for me). Any help?

Are you thinking of Luka Bloom's cover of LL Cool J's "I Need Love"?  Or are you thinking of Dynamite Hack's version of "Boyz N The Hood"?


Dynamite Hack is more likely to have been Live 105 fodder -- the Luka Bloom has shown up on KFOG's Acoustic Sunrise (and probably nowhere else).
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« Reply #149 on: June 07, 2005, 09:32:00 AM »
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Folkies with attitude:

http://www.ninagordon.com/audio/straightouttacompton.mp3

(Speakers off for this one, or at least make sure the kiddies (and hypersensitive cow orkers) are tucked safe in their beds.)

There was another acoustic take on a hip hop tune that got airplay on Live 105 a couple years ago, but I can't remember the name of the song or the artist (par for the course for me). Any help?

Are you thinking of Luka Bloom's cover of LL Cool J's "I Need Love"?  Or are you thinking of Dynamite Hack's version of "Boyz N The Hood"?


Dynamite Hack is more likely to have been Live 105 fodder -- the Luka Bloom has shown up on KFOG's Acoustic Sunrise (and probably nowhere else).


Yeah, I think it was Dynamite Hack. Thanks for filling in the (sizable) gaps in my diminishing memory.
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