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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

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huh?
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« Reply #120 on: May 25, 2005, 11:10:57 AM »
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Catchers generally are my-T-fine. And generally my "type". Varitek, Piazza, Kendall, Pyrszynski (sp?) Einar Diaz... stop me!


Geena Davis.


Yeah, that stopped me...  just the opposite of straight guys who think about baseball players to prolong, y'know.
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« Reply #121 on: May 25, 2005, 02:46:01 PM »
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Ahhh The Game. Let's talk about Mike Matheny. mmm mmmm mmmm
Might have to go see the boys play tonight.
Ali!  Now you're acting like Gaz and Mike!
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Good taste, at that!  Matheny's an obsession, he's my obsession.  A bit serious-minded, but hey.


Catchers generally are my-T-fine. And generally my "type". Varitek, Piazza, Kendall, Pyrszynski (sp?) Einar Diaz... stop me!

mmmmm Pyrszynski! :P
A Matheny/Pyrszynski encounter.
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« Reply #122 on: May 25, 2005, 11:02:48 PM »
Couldn't help myself. Went to game and it didn't disappoint. Mike Matheny made it to third and I was soooo close. I hollered my "encouragement." Seats were four rows from field a bit past third. Bob refused to whistle at him for me  :roll:
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« Reply #123 on: May 26, 2005, 12:42:19 PM »
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« Reply #124 on: May 26, 2005, 02:35:26 PM »
Two more nominees for the Darwin awards:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050526/en_movies_eo/16633

Note the caption under the photo.
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« Reply #125 on: May 27, 2005, 11:17:34 AM »
OMIGAWD! Assmussen takes on Phil's Hair!!!

http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/
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« Reply #126 on: May 27, 2005, 11:24:40 AM »
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OMIGAWD! Assmussen takes on Phil's Hair!!!

http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/


Bwah!  high-larious!
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« Reply #127 on: May 27, 2005, 01:15:32 PM »
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OMIGAWD! Assmussen takes on Phil's Hair!!!

http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/


OMG!  How does he come up with this stuff?  I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying so hard that I can barely type.
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« Reply #128 on: May 27, 2005, 01:55:51 PM »
Assmussen is our kinda people, that's for sure.

OR... HE LURKS HERE! AHHHHHH!
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« Reply #129 on: May 27, 2005, 04:04:28 PM »
Well, Assmussen jumps on our Phil's Hair Train while Jon Carroll starts casting the Ayala Chili Finger movie...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/05/27/DDGM7C8F8S1.DTL

I like Jon Carroll and all- but I'm not sure he's got the right people in mind for his movie. And he's completely overlooked the important question that I want answered: why is that dude's nickname "Fudge"?
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« Reply #130 on: May 27, 2005, 05:35:04 PM »
So I'm at work now, proofreading the Theater listings.  The local Theater of the Blind is staging a production of "Oedipus."  And the woman who previewed it wrote: "We hope that the famous denouement, in which Oedipus robs himself of sight, won't be too anticlimactic."

Y'all have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now.  Straight to hell I go, I go!
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« Reply #131 on: May 27, 2005, 08:30:47 PM »
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So I'm at work now, proofreading the Theater listings.  The local Theater of the Blind is staging a production of "Oedipus."  And the woman who previewed it wrote: "We hope that the famous denouement, in which Oedipus robs himself of sight, won't be too anticlimactic."

Y'all have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now.  Straight to hell I go, I go!


Well, you gotta figure they picked "Oedipus" for a reason...

Here in SF we've got a lesbian version of "Othello".  NOT starring Joan Armitrading, unfortunately.
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« Reply #132 on: May 27, 2005, 09:32:30 PM »
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a tale of true love from The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4121&n=2

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What's gonna happen at their wedding when Danielle starts playing Sisters Of Mercy or some shit like that? What kind of music are their kids gonna listen to? Hasn't he ever stopped and thought about the future?"
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« Reply #133 on: May 27, 2005, 09:35:06 PM »
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OMIGAWD! Assmussen takes on Phil's Hair!!!

http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/


OMG!  How does he come up with this stuff?  I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying so hard that I can barely type.

There is a Carole Migden similarity!
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« Reply #134 on: June 01, 2005, 08:12:37 AM »
and Assmussen does it again. Maybe he should have his own thread...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/06/01/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL
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