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Gazoo

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« Reply #105 on: May 24, 2005, 03:17:49 PM »
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This simply BEGS for one of those Dickie Goodman-style break-in records:

"Mr. Spector, how would you describe the size of your hair?"

"River deep, mountain high ..."

"What do you say to yourself while styling it?"

"Let me put you up where you belong ..."

"I think it looks pretty bad, myself."

"Instant karma's gonna get ya ..."

"We really can't let you into the courtroom like that."

"Just once in my life, let me get what I want ..."
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« Reply #106 on: May 24, 2005, 03:50:37 PM »
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This simply BEGS for one of those Dickie Goodman-style break-in records:

"Mr. Spector, how would you describe the size of your hair?"

"River deep, mountain high ..."

"What do you say to yourself while styling it?"

"Let me put you up where you belong ..."

"I think it looks pretty bad, myself."

"Instant karma's gonna get ya ..."

"We really can't let you into the courtroom like that."

"Just once in my life, let me get what I want ..."



Then one of his exes takes the stand:

"Ma'am, weren't you afraid to date Mr Spector?"

Just because he doesn't do what everybody else does... that's no reason why I can't give him all my love.

"Did he ever threaten or harm you?"

He hit me -- and it felt like a kiss.

"And what did you say to him then"

Wait till my Bobby gets home!
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Since you're not listening to Styx
« Reply #107 on: May 25, 2005, 08:09:51 AM »
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Re: Since you're not listening to Styx
« Reply #108 on: May 25, 2005, 08:21:41 AM »
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http://www.risingstarkaraoke.com/monday_test.html


I got all 11!  The only one that almost fooled me was the ark question, which I don't think I'd ever seen before.

"Won't get fooled again ..."
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« Reply #109 on: May 25, 2005, 08:55:57 AM »
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I got all 11!  The only one that almost fooled me was the ark question, which I don't think I'd ever seen before.

"Won't get fooled again ..."


I got all 11 too, and it told me that only 3 people did that, so who was the 3rd guy?

The ark question is old, but the answer choices for the sheep question were faulty.  One of the choices should have been 8.
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I missed two
« Reply #110 on: May 25, 2005, 08:59:22 AM »
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I got all 11!  The only one that almost fooled me was the ark question, which I don't think I'd ever seen before.

"Won't get fooled again ..."


I got all 11 too, and it told me that only 3 people did that, so who was the 3rd guy?

The ark question is old, but the answer choices for the sheep question were faulty.  One of the choices should have been 8.
I missed the Ark, and the 'outs in an inning' question.  Dumb!  I went to the game last night.  Schmidt was awesome, until the 5th inning.  I think hitting the home run took something out of him!
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Re: Since you're not listening to Styx
« Reply #111 on: May 25, 2005, 09:15:06 AM »
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I got all 11!  The only one that almost fooled me was the ark question, which I don't think I'd ever seen before.

"Won't get fooled again ..."


Me too. The one that almost got me was dividing 30 by 1/2 & adding 10. Had to stop and think about it for a sec.

I'm sure if it were really Monday morning, I'd have done much worse.
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Re: I missed two
« Reply #112 on: May 25, 2005, 09:19:10 AM »
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I got all 11!  The only one that almost fooled me was the ark question, which I don't think I'd ever seen before.

"Won't get fooled again ..."


I got all 11 too, and it told me that only 3 people did that, so who was the 3rd guy?

The ark question is old, but the answer choices for the sheep question were faulty.  One of the choices should have been 8.
I missed the Ark, and the 'outs in an inning' question.  Dumb!  I went to the game last night.  Schmidt was awesome, until the 5th inning.  I think hitting the home run took something out of him!


Ahhh The Game. Let's talk about Mike Matheny. mmm mmmm mmmm
Might have to go see the boys play tonight.
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« Reply #113 on: May 25, 2005, 09:41:40 AM »
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Ahhh The Game. Let's talk about Mike Matheny. mmm mmmm mmmm
Might have to go see the boys play tonight.
Ali!  Now you're acting like Gaz and Mike!
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« Reply #114 on: May 25, 2005, 09:44:49 AM »
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Ahhh The Game. Let's talk about Mike Matheny. mmm mmmm mmmm
Might have to go see the boys play tonight.
Ali!  Now you're acting like Gaz and Mike!
 :lol:


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« Reply #115 on: May 25, 2005, 09:51:37 AM »
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Ahhh The Game. Let's talk about Mike Matheny. mmm mmmm mmmm
Might have to go see the boys play tonight.
Ali!  Now you're acting like Gaz and Mike!
 :lol:


Ah loves me some Ray Durham...
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« Reply #116 on: May 25, 2005, 10:06:21 AM »
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Ahhh The Game. Let's talk about Mike Matheny. mmm mmmm mmmm
Might have to go see the boys play tonight.
Ali!  Now you're acting like Gaz and Mike!
 :lol:

Good taste, at that!  Matheny's an obsession, he's my obsession.  A bit serious-minded, but hey.
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« Reply #117 on: May 25, 2005, 10:46:00 AM »
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Ahhh The Game. Let's talk about Mike Matheny. mmm mmmm mmmm
Might have to go see the boys play tonight.
Ali!  Now you're acting like Gaz and Mike!
 :lol:

Good taste, at that!  Matheny's an obsession, he's my obsession.  A bit serious-minded, but hey.


Catchers generally are my-T-fine. And generally my "type". Varitek, Piazza, Kendall, Pyrszynski (sp?) Einar Diaz... stop me!
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« Reply #118 on: May 25, 2005, 11:03:02 AM »
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Catchers generally are my-T-fine. And generally my "type". Varitek, Piazza, Kendall, Pyrszynski (sp?) Einar Diaz... stop me!


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« Reply #119 on: May 25, 2005, 11:08:26 AM »
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Ahhh The Game. Let's talk about Mike Matheny. mmm mmmm mmmm
Might have to go see the boys play tonight.
Ali!  Now you're acting like Gaz and Mike!
 :lol:

Good taste, at that!  Matheny's an obsession, he's my obsession.  A bit serious-minded, but hey.


Matheny is also a damn fine catcher & better than average clutch hitter.  On a Cardinals team with Pujols, Edmonds, Rolen, Renteria & Walker he was largely overshadowed, but I bet you that in the team MVP voting he probably came in no worse than 3rd.
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