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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

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« Reply #540 on: October 31, 2006, 12:55:05 PM »
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Apropos, the worst Halloween costumes ever:

http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/


that is freakin' hilarious!!!

"What kid didn't want to be "Leather Guy" from The Village People?  I suppose this might have been several kids second choice after the Richard Simmons costumes were sold out.  At least it's already got a built in protective vinyl coating."

ROTFLSHIPMP!!!
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« Reply #541 on: November 07, 2006, 01:26:22 PM »
John Mayer has quite the amusing blog:
http://www.johnmayer.com/blog#208

I went for the Borat, stayed for the Dutchphobia.

And yes, he really is this clever and interesting.  Which makes it all the more baffling why his music is sometimes neither.
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« Reply #542 on: November 07, 2006, 01:50:59 PM »
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John Mayer has quite the amusing blog:
http://www.johnmayer.com/blog#208

I went for the Borat, stayed for the Dutchphobia.

And yes, he really is this clever and interesting.  Which makes it all the more baffling why his music is sometimes neither.


impressive, but I coulda done without Sheryl Cr-'ho in a bikini.
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« Reply #543 on: November 07, 2006, 02:05:45 PM »
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And yes, he really is this clever and interesting.  Which makes it all the more baffling why his music is sometimes neither.


for the umpteenth gazliion-ith time, they made him that way! trust me - his music was much more inspiring before he became an ipo.

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« Reply #544 on: November 27, 2006, 01:44:51 PM »
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=243170&GT1=7703

Pam and Kid call it quits.
Again, a surprise?

Brit Rock?
Pam/Kfed? She's too smart for that.
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« Reply #545 on: November 28, 2006, 07:51:13 AM »
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http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=243170&GT1=7703

Pam and Kid call it quits.
Again, a surprise?

Brit Rock?
Pam/Kfed? She's too smart for that.


OK, this shoulda been posted in the gossip thread but in any case, a very good Kid/Pam summary from hollywood-elsewhere.com:

Anyone in a marriage or a romantic relationship knows you don't air your messy feelings in public, much less in front of rich industry peers. Keep it at home or in the car. But Kid Rock (aka Bob Richie ) doesn't get this, or didn't, in any event, at a party he and wife Pamela Anderson attended at the home of Universal honcho Ron Meyer a couple weeks ago, at which time his "male insecurity and major anger issues" erupted over Pamela's bit on "Borat".

A "Page Six" source says this viewing "was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it." He allegedly "started screaming" -- girl talk for using a forceful, urgent tone -- "at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' [All] in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing." The result, says the story, is that Anderson and Richie have reportedly parted ways. Because he couldn't contain his asshole-ishness.

Wait a minute..."Borat"'s been done and screening since early last summer and Kid Rock only just gets around to seeing it two weeks ago? In mid November? What a lazy, armpit-scratching, self-centered piece of three-day-old cheddar cheese this guy must be. I think it's also fair to remind ourselves that Ms. Anderson can really pick 'em. Face it, she's trash herself -- a metaphor for the ongoing social devolution.
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« Reply #546 on: November 28, 2006, 01:25:19 PM »
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http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=243170&GT1=7703

Pam and Kid call it quits.
Again, a surprise?

Brit Rock?
Pam/Kfed? She's too smart for that.


OK, this shoulda been posted in the gossip thread but in any case, a very good Kid/Pam summary from hollywood-elsewhere.com:

Anyone in a marriage or a romantic relationship knows you don't air your messy feelings in public, much less in front of rich industry peers. Keep it at home or in the car. But Kid Rock (aka Bob Richie ) doesn't get this, or didn't, in any event, at a party he and wife Pamela Anderson attended at the home of Universal honcho Ron Meyer a couple weeks ago, at which time his "male insecurity and major anger issues" erupted over Pamela's bit on "Borat".

A "Page Six" source says this viewing "was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it." He allegedly "started screaming" -- girl talk for using a forceful, urgent tone -- "at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' [All] in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing." The result, says the story, is that Anderson and Richie have reportedly parted ways. Because he couldn't contain his asshole-ishness.

Wait a minute..."Borat"'s been done and screening since early last summer and Kid Rock only just gets around to seeing it two weeks ago? In mid November? What a lazy, armpit-scratching, self-centered piece of three-day-old cheddar cheese this guy must be. I think it's also fair to remind ourselves that Ms. Anderson can really pick 'em. Face it, she's trash herself -- a metaphor for the ongoing social devolution.


heh-heh. "bob." so, he didn't mind the sex videos?

p.s. sounds like a pubstunt for borat.

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« Reply #547 on: December 06, 2006, 09:12:10 PM »
Oh, so THIS is what David Dundas was singing about:

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/12806/pants.jpg
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« Reply #548 on: December 06, 2006, 09:18:01 PM »
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Oh, so THIS is what David Dundas was singing about:

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/12806/pants.jpg


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« Reply #549 on: December 12, 2006, 09:34:05 AM »
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« Reply #550 on: December 12, 2006, 09:38:59 AM »
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An old and clueless Evel Kneivel is suing Kanye West:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/12/12/entertainment/e090651S35.DTL


actually, evil, the video is hot. but i can understand his frustration, if no one asked to use his likeness. but he must be public property by now.

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« Reply #551 on: December 12, 2006, 10:27:54 AM »
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John Mayer has quite the amusing blog:
http://www.johnmayer.com/blog#208

I went for the Borat, stayed for the Dutchphobia.

And yes, he really is this clever and interesting.  Which makes it all the more baffling why his music is sometimes neither.


impressive, but I coulda done without Sheryl Cr-'ho in a bikini.


Where?  I read the whole damn thing and didn't see no Cr-'ho.  (Hah!)

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« Reply #552 on: December 18, 2006, 12:13:52 PM »
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« Reply #553 on: December 23, 2006, 06:23:17 PM »
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« Reply #554 on: January 02, 2007, 07:02:20 AM »
Backstage at the CMAs, Dick in a Box!  (PS: Most of this was filmed a few blocks from my place -- wish I'd been there, as I'm not averse to collecting junk.)
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