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« Reply #525 on: August 30, 2006, 08:16:35 PM »
Is Jon Voight kind of losing it? Read in the daily dish:

Jon Voight has been desperately trying to repair his relationship with estranged daughter Angelina Jolie by publicly requesting to see his grandchildren, but he may have further hampered their relationship by mistakenly calling his granddaughter Shakira instead of Zahara.

The veteran actor was caught on tape at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts Tea Party on Saturday, where he was doing interviews on the red carpet.

Entertainment news Web site TMZ.com has posted footage of Voight sending birthday wishes to his grandson Maddox saying, "Maddox just had a birthday. Happy birthday, Maddox! Five years old -- it's a big one! You're going to be a young man, and I send my love out to you. And send my love to ... uh ... Shakira ... and Shahira ..."

The befuddled grandfather then asked the reporter, 'Is it Shakira or Shahira?'

When the reporter replied that the correct name was Zahara, the confused Voight added, "Shahara! Shahara!"

Jolie and Brad Pitt's other daughter Shiloh Nouvel, who is three months old, failed to get a mention.

Jolie and her father haven't spoken since he went on "Access Hollywood" four years ago, urging his daughter to get help for her "mental problems."
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« Reply #526 on: August 30, 2006, 10:05:37 PM »
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Is Jon Voight kind of losing it? Read in the daily dish:

Jon Voight has been desperately trying to repair his relationship with estranged daughter Angelina Jolie by publicly requesting to see his grandchildren, but he may have further hampered their relationship by mistakenly calling his granddaughter Shakira instead of Zahara.

The veteran actor was caught on tape at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts Tea Party on Saturday, where he was doing interviews on the red carpet.

Entertainment news Web site TMZ.com has posted footage of Voight sending birthday wishes to his grandson Maddox saying, "Maddox just had a birthday. Happy birthday, Maddox! Five years old -- it's a big one! You're going to be a young man, and I send my love out to you. And send my love to ... uh ... Shakira ... and Shahira ..."

The befuddled grandfather then asked the reporter, 'Is it Shakira or Shahira?'

When the reporter replied that the correct name was Zahara, the confused Voight added, "Shahara! Shahara!"

Jolie and Brad Pitt's other daughter Shiloh Nouvel, who is three months old, failed to get a mention.

Jolie and her father haven't spoken since he went on "Access Hollywood" four years ago, urging his daughter to get help for her "mental problems."


Actually Jon just wants to adopt Shakira. LOL!
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« Reply #527 on: September 01, 2006, 11:45:24 AM »
Oh Jesus! JEEEEE-SUSSSS! Yes! Yes! ohhhhh... YESSSSS!!!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=8440
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« Reply #528 on: September 05, 2006, 02:19:31 PM »
There's a story on HollywoodElsewhere about a French critic panning World Trade Center by saying "it looks like it was directed by George W Bush himself". To which someone responded:

"I actually think a film by George W. Bush would look like the old film clip reels that would play when one of the Muppet Babies would open a closet door. Like, monkeys in cowboy hats riding around to fast ragtime music."

ROTFL!
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« Reply #529 on: September 05, 2006, 03:40:51 PM »
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Jolie and her father haven't spoken since he went on "Access Hollywood" four years ago, urging his daughter to get help for her "mental problems." [/i]


looks like she should heed his advice. may be hereditary. shahara, shakira, chaka, yahmobethere - what's in a name?
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« Reply #530 on: September 05, 2006, 03:43:03 PM »
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Oh Jesus! JEEEEE-SUSSSS! Yes! Yes! ohhhhh... YESSSSS!!!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=8440


how is anyone supposed to fit a spiky purple vibrating jelly ring through that tiny hole in the sheet?
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« Reply #531 on: October 03, 2006, 03:02:18 PM »
pat boone has just provided me with ten minutes of utter confusion.

first, there's this. i really hope "tears of a clown" starts playing when you open that page. i want to make it stop, but i can't. it's hypnotic. like really clean blonde-haired, blue-eyed children eating cotton candy.

then there's the video of boone and friends woo-woo-wooing billy graham.

i feel the need to do something really, really dirty now.
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« Reply #532 on: October 09, 2006, 12:58:56 PM »
Feast your eyes on this, kiddies:
http://motionographer.com/media/battle_adbands-w.mov

OMG was this classic.
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« Reply #533 on: October 09, 2006, 02:41:24 PM »
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Feast your eyes on this, kiddies:
http://motionographer.com/media/battle_adbands-w.mov

OMG was this classic.


what's the music they use at the end? it's from some film...
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« Reply #534 on: October 09, 2006, 02:43:22 PM »
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« Reply #535 on: October 09, 2006, 03:30:56 PM »
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Google buys You Tube:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/10/09/financial/f132436D02.DTL


1.65 Bn, divided by 67 employees = 24.6 million per head.  I know they don't divide it that way, but still.
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« Reply #536 on: October 09, 2006, 03:31:57 PM »
This is the absolute funniest AND sickest story I think the Onion has ever done.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53698
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« Reply #537 on: October 24, 2006, 08:40:19 PM »
Headline of the Week in today's Chron sports section -- this is exactly how it was configured in the newsprint version:

Aching back
holding back
running back

Personally, I think that's genius.
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« Reply #538 on: October 24, 2006, 10:14:16 PM »
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Headline of the Week in today's Chron sports section -- this is exactly how it was configured in the newsprint version:

Aching back
holding back
running back

Personally, I think that's genius.


Somewhere in the halls of the Chronicle there's a sports desk copy editor being beatified even as we speak.
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« Reply #539 on: October 31, 2006, 12:28:58 PM »
Apropos, the worst Halloween costumes ever:

http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/
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