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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

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huh?
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« Reply #570 on: February 02, 2007, 11:57:09 AM »
Assmussen takes on the Newsom "affair":

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2007/02/02/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL

Not Gavin's finest hour, that's for sure.  Granted she's a hot blonde babe, but damn, keep it in yer pants, dude.
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« Reply #571 on: February 09, 2007, 08:03:50 AM »
Attention PhotoShoppers! It's time to play "fatten that celebrity!":

http://www.freakingnews.com/Fat-Celebrities_Pictures__328.asp
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« Reply #572 on: February 09, 2007, 09:11:16 AM »
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Attention PhotoShoppers! It's time to play "fatten that celebrity!":

http://www.freakingnews.com/Fat-Celebrities_Pictures__328.asp


Mmm, I like a thick girl.

But more direly, MIKE THE SUPER BOWL IS OVER   :twisted:
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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« Reply #573 on: February 09, 2007, 09:14:56 AM »
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Attention PhotoShoppers! It's time to play "fatten that celebrity!":

http://www.freakingnews.com/Fat-Celebrities_Pictures__328.asp


Mmm, I like a thick girl.

But more direly, MIKE THE SUPER BOWL IS OVER   :twisted:


if you can subject us to Rob Corddry (and who the hell spells that with 2 "d"s besides his family?) for over a month, I can keep #18 up for another day or 2.   :wink:
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« Reply #574 on: March 10, 2007, 02:13:51 PM »
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« Reply #575 on: March 21, 2007, 01:42:35 PM »

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« Reply #576 on: March 21, 2007, 02:12:16 PM »
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bjork and p. diddy duet


I was afraid to click on it (a REAL duet between them would be my idea of hell) but damn that's funny.
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« Reply #578 on: March 29, 2007, 01:35:57 AM »

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Talk about burning your bridges.
« Reply #579 on: March 29, 2007, 09:27:15 AM »
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I'm sure she was right about one thing: She ain't never gonna be workin' in radio again.

(That wasn't from the local KBLX, was it? I thought they were more the "quiet storm" format than hip-hop/R&B.)
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Re: Talk about burning your bridges.
« Reply #580 on: March 29, 2007, 09:34:17 AM »
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I'm sure she was right about one thing: She ain't never gonna be workin' in radio again.

(That wasn't from the local KBLX, was it? I thought they were more the "quiet storm" format than hip-hop/R&B.)


diff frequency -- and she said "Gulf Coast".  "six dollars an hour" -- yikes!
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« Reply #581 on: April 14, 2007, 12:16:16 PM »
So, we never did discuss the Don Imus thing here this week (I almost posted a "RIP Imus's Career" under the In Memoriam heading). But here's somebody's cringeworthy attempt to cash in:



Shouldn't "HO" have an apostrophe in front of it?
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« Reply #582 on: April 16, 2007, 12:37:59 PM »
A proposed band name that I wish I'd thought of first:

Judith Light Orchestra
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« Reply #583 on: April 16, 2007, 12:38:38 PM »
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Shouldn't "HO" have an apostrophe in front of it?


According to Village Voice style, yes.
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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« Reply #584 on: April 16, 2007, 12:42:48 PM »
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A proposed band name that I wish I'd thought of first:

Judith Light Orchestra


just a rip-off of Kathleen Turner Overdrive :wink:
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