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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

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huh?
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« Reply #390 on: February 22, 2006, 10:41:23 AM »
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« Reply #391 on: February 22, 2006, 11:15:04 AM »
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ASSMUSSEN!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/02/22/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL


Genius.



The Martha Quinn byline cracked me up.

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« Reply #392 on: February 28, 2006, 09:19:23 AM »
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« Reply #393 on: March 01, 2006, 10:14:05 AM »
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ASSMUSSEN!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/02/22/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL


Genius.



The Martha Quinn byline cracked me up.

Asmussen is a national treasure.


Bahaha, I had to click it again b/c I missed that.  Great.
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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« Reply #394 on: March 03, 2006, 02:54:18 PM »
One of the greatest hours in comedy history (with Rula Lenska impersonation and Sly Stone medley!).  Gods bless Youtube and its contributors!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WfQLuUAggjA
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« Reply #395 on: March 04, 2006, 12:37:09 PM »
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NWe5_v5b-LA&search=dire%20straits

We went to the SFMOMA intro of the Calder exhibition last night, and walked around to the other exhibits.  There was a South African video done in the same style as the above linked "Brothers in Arms" video (also similar to the A-ha 'take on me' video) done in that charcoal style.  So, I've spent a lot of time searching the web to no avail, and wonder if any of youse knows who did the artwork for the DS video?

thanks!
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« Reply #396 on: March 05, 2006, 04:50:35 PM »
we've come close so many times to losing him! check the articles in the "See also" section (under link to cricket video, right-hand column).

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« Reply #397 on: March 07, 2006, 09:45:08 PM »
NEWS RELEASE

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands.
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« Reply #398 on: March 08, 2006, 07:33:15 AM »
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NEWS RELEASE

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands.


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« Reply #399 on: March 10, 2006, 01:18:31 PM »
I was wondering when someone would make this joke- and ASSMUSSEN doesn't let me down...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/03/10/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL
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« Reply #400 on: March 10, 2006, 03:12:45 PM »
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I was wondering when someone would make this joke- and ASSMUSSEN doesn't let me down...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/03/10/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL


I saw that in my paper this a.m.  I love 'Rafael Galmeiro'.
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« Reply #401 on: March 10, 2006, 06:22:55 PM »
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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« Reply #402 on: March 10, 2006, 06:42:56 PM »
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I was wondering when someone would make this joke- and ASSMUSSEN doesn't let me down...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/03/10/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL


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« Reply #403 on: March 16, 2006, 12:43:25 PM »
As I recently mentioned "CSA", the mock documentary about America if the South had won the Civil War, along comes "Hits of the '70s & '80s if the South had Won":

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/15MattVella.html
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« Reply #404 on: March 16, 2006, 01:03:42 PM »
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As I recently mentioned "CSA", the mock documentary about America if the South had won the Civil War, along comes "Hits of the '70s & '80s if the South had Won":

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/15MattVella.html


There are some funny lists on that page.  See also:

Linebackers Who Are Twice as Good as Mike Singletary

Sample Emoticons for e-Kicking Someone in the e-Balls

What the Corinthians Wrote Back to the Apostle Paul

Things You Can Do If You Love Jesus Other Than Honk

Geometric Relationships More Realistic Than the Love Triangle

Places Where I Can Find a Woman Like Jesse's Girl, Years Later

etc.
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