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« Reply #360 on: February 02, 2006, 03:13:32 PM »
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This from the man who likes to sign-off by saying "Seacrest: Out!"....

(yeah, I know that's not what he means- although he made a joke about the double-meaning of "out" once on Adult Swim's "Robot Chicken").

Ryan, dude- this isn't doing much to convince anyone otherwise....


I figure ayone who was, er, "discovered" by Merv Griffin has gotta be at least, shall we say, flexible...


LOL!  My favorite ep of Six Feet Under was the one where David comes back to the funeral parlor one day & is surprised to find a young man giving square dance lessons to a bunch of old people.  He gets a little ticked at Nate, only to find out that, although Nate says he did it to make Fisher & Sons a little extra money on the afternoons, what he really was trying to do was fix David (who has left Keith at this point) up with the instructor.  After David agrees to go out with him, the instructor & he have the following exchange:

Dance Instructor:  So...what are you....?
David:  I'm...flexible...
Dance Instructor: So, bottom then.  Good, this should really work out.

(Fast forward to:  they are sitting up in bed, all sweaty)

Dance Instructor (speaking with tone of wonderment):  Damn, you really are flexible.
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« Reply #361 on: February 02, 2006, 03:35:22 PM »
For your listening pleasure: Terry Jacks, "Put the Bone In":

http://media.putfile.com/Terry-Jacks---Put-The-Bone-In

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« Reply #362 on: February 02, 2006, 03:51:11 PM »
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For your listening pleasure: Terry Jacks, "Put the Bone In":

http://media.putfile.com/Terry-Jacks---Put-The-Bone-In

You'll have joy, you'll have fun.


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« Reply #363 on: February 03, 2006, 12:20:10 PM »
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This from the man who likes to sign-off by saying "Seacrest: Out!"....

(yeah, I know that's not what he means- although he made a joke about the double-meaning of "out" once on Adult Swim's "Robot Chicken").

Ryan, dude- this isn't doing much to convince anyone otherwise....


I figure ayone who was, er, "discovered" by Merv Griffin has gotta be at least, shall we say, flexible...


Turns out the Seacrest "interview" was a hoax:

http://www.trentonian.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=16059715&BRD=1697&PAG=461&dept_id=44551&rfi=6
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« Reply #364 on: February 03, 2006, 12:26:37 PM »
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_rand_home_computer.htm

I got sucked in too; showed the original hoax to my class!
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« Reply #365 on: February 03, 2006, 08:19:20 PM »
If this already made the rounds, sorry for the repeat:

http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov
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« Reply #366 on: February 07, 2006, 09:53:41 AM »
Is it obvious that I'm off today?

The Chewbacca Blog: http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/
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« Reply #367 on: February 07, 2006, 11:25:10 AM »
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Is it obvious that I'm off today?

The Chewbacca Blog: http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/


Get a job, ya bum! :wink:

Oh... right. Sorry.
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« Reply #368 on: February 07, 2006, 03:48:32 PM »
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Is it obvious that I'm off today?

The Chewbacca Blog: http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/


That Chewbacca thing is hilarious.
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« Reply #369 on: February 07, 2006, 09:24:14 PM »
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« Reply #370 on: February 07, 2006, 09:39:19 PM »
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« Reply #371 on: February 14, 2006, 07:49:31 AM »
"AYDS Helps You Lose Weight":
http://www.youtube.com/?v=0UtUpPDuMfk

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« Reply #372 on: February 14, 2006, 07:53:10 AM »
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"AYDS Helps You Lose Weight":
http://www.youtube.com/?v=0UtUpPDuMfk

And so goes V-day.


A successful product that had to go out of business -- we used to run TONS of Ayds commercials on the network newscasts and when AIDS hit and became a household word, it soon became impossible to disassociate "Ayds" from AIDS.
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« Reply #373 on: February 14, 2006, 09:29:58 AM »
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http://www.steelcitysfinest.com/HondaAccordAd.htm

Very cool


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« Reply #374 on: February 14, 2006, 09:43:05 AM »
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"AYDS Helps You Lose Weight":
http://www.youtube.com/?v=0UtUpPDuMfk
And so goes V-day.
A successful product that had to go out of business -- we used to run TONS of Ayds commercials on the network newscasts and when AIDS hit and became a household word, it soon became impossible to disassociate "Ayds" from AIDS.

AIDS used to be a big Apple repair place back then.  I asked them if the name would be a problem, once the disease hit our consciousness, and of course I was told it would be no big deal.  right.
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