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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

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« Reply #375 on: February 14, 2006, 11:45:19 AM »
CG deejay Paul Coyte's "Valentine's Day Miracle"

http://www.capitalgold.com/Article.asp?id=175249
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« Reply #376 on: February 15, 2006, 08:14:41 AM »
Assmussen weighs in on Cheney:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/15/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL

I think we'd all feel differently if he'd been hunting Quayle, not quail.
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« Reply #377 on: February 15, 2006, 11:13:39 AM »
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« Reply #378 on: February 15, 2006, 12:00:49 PM »
From my fave movie site, hollywood-elsewhere.com:

Jack Lechner's annual Oscar parody song compositions have been sent out, and here's the best of them -- a Squid and the Whale ditty called "Crappy Together," sung to the tune of a certain 1966 Turtles song.
(funny even if you haven't seen the movie)


SHE: Enough of me and you. We're through. The way that you pontificate. Makes me irate. The love I used to feel for you. Has turned to hate. We're crappy together.

HE: I never slept around. Although I could. While you had an affair for years. Right in the hood. And worst of all, my books are bad. And yours is good. We're crappy together.

HE (chrous): If I did more chores and made money would you. Still be my wife?

SHE (chrous): Can't you find some worshipful bunny to screw. And leave my life?

BOTH: Now our boys. Aren't acting cool. Our older son is plagiarizing like a fool. Our younger one is playing with himself at school.

They're crappy together. We're crappy together. At the end of our tether. So crappy together. So crappy together.
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« Reply #379 on: February 15, 2006, 12:51:13 PM »
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here's what i did last night.


OMG, that's great.  You couldn't do that in NYC: people would load their pillowcases with rocks and nails so that they could claim "victory" at the end.
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« Reply #380 on: February 15, 2006, 04:41:45 PM »
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Assmussen weighs in on Cheney:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/15/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL

I think we'd all feel differently if he'd been hunting Quayle, not quail.


here's my favorite quote thus far:
 This is something that happens from time to time - you know, I've been peppered pretty well myself  
Ranch owner Katharine Armstrong
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« Reply #381 on: February 16, 2006, 03:40:51 PM »
I'm not sure how to explain this....

http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/
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« Reply #382 on: February 17, 2006, 06:17:40 PM »
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here's what i did last night.


OMG, that's great.  You couldn't do that in NYC: people would load their pillowcases with rocks and nails so that they could claim "victory" at the end.


I stand corrected.
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« Reply #383 on: February 17, 2006, 07:29:52 PM »
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here's what i did last night.


OMG, that's great.  You couldn't do that in NYC: people would load their pillowcases with rocks and nails so that they could claim "victory" at the end.


I stand corrected.


Oh you NY'ers... always playing catch-up. :roll:
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« Reply #384 on: February 17, 2006, 08:35:47 PM »
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Oh you NY'ers... always playing catch-up. :roll:

dig your new icon Mike; what inspired you?
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« Reply #385 on: February 18, 2006, 12:04:51 PM »
Mr. T loves his mother and treats her right!

http://www.youtube.com/?v=9JCViW4FpiE
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« Reply #386 on: February 18, 2006, 06:17:41 PM »
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Oh you NY'ers... always playing catch-up. :roll:

dig your new icon Mike; what inspired you?


For some reason that phrase ("Live it or live WITH it") popped into my head; I couldn't remember if it was Firesign-related or not, so I did some Googling to confirm, and next thing ya know...

"Beulah the Buzzer says 'Yo' time is UP!'"
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« Reply #387 on: February 20, 2006, 09:59:07 AM »
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« Reply #388 on: February 21, 2006, 02:49:59 PM »
bring on the dancing, er, singing, horses!

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf

You need to click on each horse to make him "sing"... you can have them harmonize, listen to them individually or any combination thereof.
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« Reply #389 on: February 22, 2006, 10:37:31 AM »
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