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« Reply #420 on: April 21, 2006, 07:09:06 PM »
For some moments there are no words.  YOU CANNOT FART AROUND WITH LOVE.
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« Reply #421 on: April 21, 2006, 09:46:27 PM »
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For some moments there are no words.  YOU CANNOT FART AROUND WITH LOVE.

That was painful! About 4 minutes too painful. I had to stop before it was over.
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« Reply #422 on: April 22, 2006, 10:05:36 PM »
A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working. "Madam", said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely  automatic. All you need to do is tell it what  you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!" She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said "Nelson." The radio  responded, "Ricky orWillie?" Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road again." She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a terrible collision.  "Asshole", she muttered. And, from the radio...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States...."
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« Reply #423 on: April 24, 2006, 03:51:09 PM »
A very funny send-up of the Enron and Abramoff messes that mashes-up the 2 different "Our House"s (CSNY & Madness):

http://www.maverickllc.com/new_pages/oh_video.html
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« Reply #424 on: April 25, 2006, 08:37:19 AM »
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« Reply #425 on: April 27, 2006, 08:10:22 AM »
Some unknown cable-access freak grabs TRUTH:

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/04/spirit_of_truth.mpeg

"WHAT CHOO KNOW ABOUT THE LORD!!"
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« Reply #426 on: April 27, 2006, 09:38:09 AM »
This is hysterical, especially if you are a Seinfeld fan & know anything about the Mets.  And doubly especially if you hated Keith Hernandez even before his recent misogynistic comments:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=caple/offbase/060426&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1
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« Reply #427 on: April 27, 2006, 09:47:20 AM »
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This is hysterical, especially if you are a Seinfeld fan & know anything about the Mets.  And doubly especially if you hated Keith Hernandez even before his recent misogynistic comments:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=caple/offbase/060426&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1


That is genius. A pitch-perfect faux-Seinfeld ep.
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« Reply #428 on: April 27, 2006, 10:02:36 AM »
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This is hysterical, especially if you are a Seinfeld fan & know anything about the Mets.  And doubly especially if you hated Keith Hernandez even before his recent misogynistic comments:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=caple/offbase/060426&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1


That is genius. A pitch-perfect faux-Seinfeld ep.


That's what I thought, especially with the culmination of the visual gag of Kramer being mistaken for a woman in the dugout at the end.
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« Reply #429 on: April 28, 2006, 11:28:56 AM »
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« Reply #430 on: May 01, 2006, 12:55:32 PM »
The latest cute kid with a smart mouth (or a good writer):

http://phearcreative.com/4Cast/

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« Reply #431 on: May 01, 2006, 02:04:36 PM »
BTW, I won't get to watch it until I get back to work on Wed., but there's a link in Mark Morford's posting on the sfgate "Culture Blog" to Stephen Colbert's apparently brilliant appearance at the annual White House Press Corps dinner Sat nite.
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« Reply #432 on: May 01, 2006, 02:37:18 PM »
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BTW, I won't get to watch it until I get back to work on Wed., but there's a link in Mark Morford's posting on the sfgate "Culture Blog" to Stephen Colbert's apparently brilliant appearance at the annual White House Press Corps dinner Sat nite.


This one here:

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/WH-Dinner-Colbert.wmv

Broadband recommended, it's about a 15 minute clip, nearly 10 megs. I haven't watched it all yet, but the first five minutes or so are quite, ummm, pointed.

(Btw, I'm told Colbert's speech was cowritten by a former CNET editor, Rob Dubbin, who went to work for the Colbert Report last September.)
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« Reply #433 on: May 02, 2006, 02:46:23 PM »
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« Reply #434 on: May 02, 2006, 03:51:18 PM »
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This one here:

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/WH-Dinner-Colbert.wmv

Broadband recommended, it's about a 15 minute clip, nearly 10 megs. I haven't watched it all yet, but the first five minutes or so are quite, ummm, pointed.

(Btw, I'm told Colbert's speech was cowritten by a former CNET editor, Rob Dubbin, who went to work for the Colbert Report last September.)


I can't find the link to the video there anymore, only to the US News article.
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