Guess nobody else watched HMBOMT this week...
The Knack were pretty good; their choice of a cover -- Jet's "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" struck me as inspired, since it's as lecherous as the Knack's original material was back in '79.
Haddaway looked the best because it's only been 12 years for him. The song remained the same.
Tommy Tutone weren't bad either; oldest-looking lead singer of the nite. They covered Blink 182's "Small Things".
The Motels appeared to be "Martha Davis and some other guys"; she kept saying "I" rather than "we". Their cover -- a punked-up version of Norah Jones' "Don't Know Why" was an interesting idea that didn't quite work IMHO, but points for trying.
Lastly, there was Vanilla Ice, perhaps the most talentless idiot ever to sell 7 million copies of an LP... so of course he won.
Next week: Wang Chung, Irene Cara and Howard Jones!