Rod - thanks for your current .sig quote!
Hey, Gaz. My 9-year-old son told me the joke in your sig just the other day. We both think it's pretty darn funny.
Try this one on him:
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To put out flaming ducks.
I'll do that. He's a big fan of the old ultra violence.
You're letting him read Anthony Burgess!?
ETA: "There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."