I'll be a round, you'll be a sirloin.
Did anyone ever do a disco version of "Midnight Rider"? This Joe Cocker version, which I'd completely forgotten, has a hint of that (interesting, considering this is 1972) but a full-blown dance-diva version would've probably worked well -- what gay disco denizens weren't looking for someone to ride them at midnight?
Speaking of which, and TANC: Chi Coltrane don't know how to handle it! It's more than she can bear! Good thing she didn't become a hooker like Ms McCoo in the always-lovely "If I Could Reach You".