I guess it belongs on the "Somethin' About My Life" thread, but the reasons I changed my name were:
1. "Swellegant" was getting kind of old, and would remind me how much I miss "Mad Men".
2. I decided to go after a Tier 2 right-winger, specifically Georgia's 10th District Representative Paul Broun on FB. During one argument I was having with his brain-dead supporters, one told me to "Shut Up, Intellectual Elitist". I realized that would be a great screename, said so, to which the reply "Fuck You" was added.