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« Reply #450 on: July 20, 2006, 07:33:32 PM »
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You didn't have your fill of these in all your years living in NYC?
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« Reply #451 on: July 21, 2006, 09:23:22 AM »
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Check this out -- Helen Mirren and Cuba Gooding Jr as incestuous stepmom-and-stepson hitmen. Wha???


i can't even read the review. this is one i HAVE to see cold, just because of what you wrote. i don't even know if i'm ready to see cuba and helen that close...but i certainly couldn't see it after reading it. who the hell thought of that? don't answer that question. talk about bizarre. at least i'm not the only one who would sleep with helen mirren.

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« Reply #452 on: July 21, 2006, 09:47:13 AM »
This could have gone in a few different threads.  Summoning the Princess for on-the-record response!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,204910,00.html

You, Me and Steely Dan

Is the new comedy “You, Me and Dupree” ripped from the lyrics of Steely Dan’s song, “Cousin Dupree”?

The guys who comprise the Dan — Walter Becker and Donald Fagen — apparently think so. They’ve posted a letter on their Web site to actor Luke Wilson, brother of “Dupree” star Owen Wilson, in which they lay out their claim and ask for an apology.

“Cousin Dupree” appeared on the group’s 2001 Grammy award-winning comeback album, “Two Against Nature.” The lyrics are about a young ne’er do well musician who returns home to find his even younger female cousin all grown up. The narrator lusts after her in a very unfamilial way. The song features a great line about “the dreary architecture of my soul.”

In “You, Me and Dupree” — written by novice Mike LeSieur and directed by Anthony and Joe Russo, a young man (played by Owen Wilson) — is fired from his job and loses his place to live because he attends the wedding of his best friend (Matt Dillon). The friend and his wife (Kate Hudson) take him in, and the two men bond a lot while the wife is left out in the cold. The friend’s character name is Randy Dupree, hence the Steely Dan connection.

The duo’s letter to Luke Wilson — titled “Hey Luke" — is typed on stationery from the Residential Suites at Longworth, the hotel where Becker and Fagen are staying this week on their summer concert tour.

After identifying themselves as the Grammy-winning creators of such hits as “RIkki Don’t Lose That Number” and “Reelin’ in the Years” (among others), the pair gets to the point.

“What we suspect may have happened is this,” Becker and Fagen write in the letter. “Some hack writer or producer or whatever they call themselves in Malibu or Los Feliz apparently heard our Grammy-winning song, ‘Cousin Dupree,’ on the radio and thought, hey man, this is a cool idea for a character in a movie or something.”

“OK, so the “cousin” idea was no doubt eliminated so as not to offend the fundamentalist ticket buyers in the flyovers. Nevertheless, they like, took our character, this real dog sleeping on the couch and all and put him the middle of some hokey “Down and Out in Beverly Hills” rip off story and then, when it came time to change the character’s name or whatever so people wouldn’t know what a rip the whole thing was, they didn’t even bother to think up a new [bleeping] name for the guy!"

They warn Luke Wilson that their brother Owen “has gotten himself mixed up with some pretty bad Hollywood schlockmeisters and that he may be doing, like, permanent damage to his good creds and whatever reputation for coolness he may still have — let’s face it, ‘Bottle Rocket’ was a ways back already.”

My personal favorite part of the letter reads as follows: “And Luke, think of yourself, man. Do you really want to go down as the brother of the Zal Yanovsky of the 21st century?”

(Hilarious since almost no one but Dennis Miller is likely to get the reference to the former member of the Lovin' Spoonful who died in 2002 at age 58. But I’m not even sure this is who they mean. The guys may be thinking of creepy “Red Shoes Diary” actor-director Zalman King, whom Owen actually resembles.)

The only redress Becker and Fagen suggest for now is that Owen Wilson come to one of their California concerts and apologize to the group’s fans.

In exchange, they offer to load him up with Steely Dan merchandise. There’s also a veiled threat of sending a large Russian who resembles a Navy SEAL and knows nothing of the Wilsons’ work to make things right if Owen declines Steely Dan’s invitation.

Stay tuned...
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« Reply #453 on: July 21, 2006, 09:51:47 AM »
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This could have gone in a few different threads.  Summoning the Princess for on-the-record response!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,204910,00.html

You, Me and Steely Dan

Is the new comedy “You, Me and Dupree” ripped from the lyrics of Steely Dan’s song, “Cousin Dupree”?

The guys who comprise the Dan — Walter Becker and Donald Fagen — apparently think so. They’ve posted a letter on their Web site to actor Luke Wilson, brother of “Dupree” star Owen Wilson, in which they lay out their claim and ask for an apology.

“Cousin Dupree” appeared on the group’s 2001 Grammy award-winning comeback album, “Two Against Nature.” The lyrics are about a young ne’er do well musician who returns home to find his even younger female cousin all grown up. The narrator lusts after her in a very unfamilial way. The song features a great line about “the dreary architecture of my soul.”

In “You, Me and Dupree” — written by novice Mike LeSieur and directed by Anthony and Joe Russo, a young man (played by Owen Wilson) — is fired from his job and loses his place to live because he attends the wedding of his best friend (Matt Dillon). The friend and his wife (Kate Hudson) take him in, and the two men bond a lot while the wife is left out in the cold. The friend’s character name is Randy Dupree, hence the Steely Dan connection.

The duo’s letter to Luke Wilson — titled “Hey Luke" — is typed on stationery from the Residential Suites at Longworth, the hotel where Becker and Fagen are staying this week on their summer concert tour.

After identifying themselves as the Grammy-winning creators of such hits as “RIkki Don’t Lose That Number” and “Reelin’ in the Years” (among others), the pair gets to the point.

“What we suspect may have happened is this,” Becker and Fagen write in the letter. “Some hack writer or producer or whatever they call themselves in Malibu or Los Feliz apparently heard our Grammy-winning song, ‘Cousin Dupree,’ on the radio and thought, hey man, this is a cool idea for a character in a movie or something.”

“OK, so the “cousin” idea was no doubt eliminated so as not to offend the fundamentalist ticket buyers in the flyovers. Nevertheless, they like, took our character, this real dog sleeping on the couch and all and put him the middle of some hokey “Down and Out in Beverly Hills” rip off story and then, when it came time to change the character’s name or whatever so people wouldn’t know what a rip the whole thing was, they didn’t even bother to think up a new [bleeping] name for the guy!"

They warn Luke Wilson that their brother Owen “has gotten himself mixed up with some pretty bad Hollywood schlockmeisters and that he may be doing, like, permanent damage to his good creds and whatever reputation for coolness he may still have — let’s face it, ‘Bottle Rocket’ was a ways back already.”

My personal favorite part of the letter reads as follows: “And Luke, think of yourself, man. Do you really want to go down as the brother of the Zal Yanovsky of the 21st century?”

(Hilarious since almost no one but Dennis Miller is likely to get the reference to the former member of the Lovin' Spoonful who died in 2002 at age 58. But I’m not even sure this is who they mean. The guys may be thinking of creepy “Red Shoes Diary” actor-director Zalman King, whom Owen actually resembles.)

The only redress Becker and Fagen suggest for now is that Owen Wilson come to one of their California concerts and apologize to the group’s fans.

In exchange, they offer to load him up with Steely Dan merchandise. There’s also a veiled threat of sending a large Russian who resembles a Navy SEAL and knows nothing of the Wilsons’ work to make things right if Owen declines Steely Dan’s invitation.

Stay tuned...


yes, i'd read the letter. but since i am out of the loop re: most hollywood films, i didn't bother searching further. still the boys receive points for acknowledging the "writing" community of los feliz.

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« Reply #454 on: July 21, 2006, 09:52:00 AM »
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This could have gone in a few different threads.  Summoning the Princess for on-the-record response!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,204910,00.html

You, Me and Steely Dan



that is bleepin' hilarious (and probably a LOT funnier than the movie itself).
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« Reply #455 on: July 21, 2006, 10:36:39 AM »
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This could have gone in a few different threads.  Summoning the Princess for on-the-record response!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,204910,00.html

You, Me and Steely Dan



that is bleepin' hilarious (and probably a LOT funnier than the movie itself).


this is my favorite line: "so as not to offend the fundamentalist ticket buyers in the flyovers"
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« Reply #456 on: July 23, 2006, 05:32:27 PM »
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this is my favorite line: "so as not to offend the fundamentalist ticket buyers in the flyovers"


I thought of that comment last nite. Watched part of Something's Gotta Give on TBS -- the same channel that runs watered-down-but-still-pretty-racy eps of Sex & the City in primetime, including the word "penis" -- and they changed Diane Keaton's "goddamn"s to "damn"s.  I remember that being done, like, 25 years ago; I assumed it had gone the way of the dodo.

And today (in air-conditioned comfort) I saw Monster House, which totally rocked. A lot like an animated version of some of the better kidflicks of the '80s (think Goonies). But see the 3-D version if you go. They even let us keep the glasses!
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« Reply #457 on: July 23, 2006, 11:02:43 PM »
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this is my favorite line: "so as not to offend the fundamentalist ticket buyers in the flyovers"


I thought of that comment last nite. Watched part of Something's Gotta Give on TBS -- the same channel that runs watered-down-but-still-pretty-racy eps of Sex & the City in primetime, including the word "penis" -- and they changed Diane Keaton's "goddamn"s to "damn"s.  I remember that being done, like, 25 years ago; I assumed it had gone the way of the dodo.

And today (in air-conditioned comfort) I saw Monster House, which totally rocked. A lot like an animated version of some of the better kidflicks of the '80s (think Goonies). But see the 3-D version if you go. They even let us keep the glasses!

I saw Monster House too. I guess it plays well in the summer but wouldn't it have been better if released before Halloween?
3D? Not at my theater! That would totally rock. I liked it at the end when the people who were eaten by the house came back. People in the theater started to get up and exit but then stayed standing in the aisles to watch.
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« Reply #458 on: July 24, 2006, 07:38:08 AM »
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I saw Monster House too. I guess it plays well in the summer but wouldn't it have been better if released before Halloween?


Apparently the market place is so overloaded with animation between now & Xmas, that Columbia decided to release it now and then put the DVD out for Halloween. Speaking of which, they showed the trailer for the re-release of Nightmare Before Xmas in 3-D. Woo Hoo!
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« Reply #459 on: July 25, 2006, 12:30:45 PM »
Let's get right to it.

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« Reply #460 on: July 25, 2006, 12:37:30 PM »
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Nicolas Cage is....Liberace?!?

http://www.cinematical.com/2006/07/25/nicolas-cage-as-liberace/


no!no!no!no!no!no!no!no!

god, no!

liberace is (after freddie) my favorite queen. and one of my favorite pianists. and a downright awesome performer. and, oh, i should be using the past tense. anyhoo, i don't want nicolas cage to jerry lee the shit out of him!

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« Reply #461 on: July 25, 2006, 12:42:32 PM »
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Nicolas Cage is....Liberace?!?

http://www.cinematical.com/2006/07/25/nicolas-cage-as-liberace/


no!no!no!no!no!no!no!no!

god, no!

liberace is (after freddie) my favorite queen. and one of my favorite pianists. and a downright awesome performer. and, oh, i should be using the past tense. anyhoo, i don't want nicolas cage to jerry lee the shit out of him!


5 or 6 years ago, Robin Williams was supposed to play him but I guess that fell thru.  Now if it were Philip Seymour Hoffman...
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« Reply #462 on: July 25, 2006, 12:52:12 PM »
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Nicolas Cage is....Liberace?!?

http://www.cinematical.com/2006/07/25/nicolas-cage-as-liberace/


no!no!no!no!no!no!no!no!

god, no!

liberace is (after freddie) my favorite queen. and one of my favorite pianists. and a downright awesome performer. and, oh, i should be using the past tense. anyhoo, i don't want nicolas cage to jerry lee the shit out of him!


5 or 6 years ago, Robin Williams was supposed to play him but I guess that fell thru.  Now if it were Philip Seymour Hoffman...

It really should be Kerr Smith:




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« Reply #463 on: July 25, 2006, 12:52:42 PM »
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Nicolas Cage is....Liberace?!?

http://www.cinematical.com/2006/07/25/nicolas-cage-as-liberace/


no!no!no!no!no!no!no!no!

god, no!

liberace is (after freddie) my favorite queen. and one of my favorite pianists. and a downright awesome performer. and, oh, i should be using the past tense. anyhoo, i don't want nicolas cage to jerry lee the shit out of him!


5 or 6 years ago, Robin Williams was supposed to play him but I guess that fell thru.  Now if it were Philip Seymour Hoffman...


now, you're talking.

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« Reply #464 on: July 25, 2006, 01:07:16 PM »
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Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "princessofcairo"
Quote from: "urth"
Nicolas Cage is....Liberace?!?

http://www.cinematical.com/2006/07/25/nicolas-cage-as-liberace/


no!no!no!no!no!no!no!no!

god, no!

liberace is (after freddie) my favorite queen. and one of my favorite pianists. and a downright awesome performer. and, oh, i should be using the past tense. anyhoo, i don't want nicolas cage to jerry lee the shit out of him!


5 or 6 years ago, Robin Williams was supposed to play him but I guess that fell thru.  Now if it were Philip Seymour Hoffman...


now, you're talking.


BTW, in light of your "Brokeback Piano" comment: Jake Gyllenhaal is apprently going to play Lance Armstrong in a biopic.  No word on whether Sheryl Crow will play herself.  Suggested title: Brokeback MountainBike
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