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« Reply #60 on: May 10, 2005, 09:55:12 AM »
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Renee Zellwegger goes Winona Ryder one better:

http://www.suntimes.com/output/entertainment/cst-nws-zell10.html

I give it 6 months...

I'm with ya there.  I actually thought Renee Z was still with Jack White of the White Stripes.
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« Reply #61 on: May 10, 2005, 09:59:41 AM »
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Renee Zellwegger goes Winona Ryder one better:

http://www.suntimes.com/output/entertainment/cst-nws-zell10.html

I give it 6 months...

I'm with ya there.  I actually thought Renee Z was still with Jack White of the White Stripes.


Dude, that was 3 musicians ago! (just kidding, but she has dated her share of musicians & actors, including Jim Carrey). I was kinda hoping she'd go from Jack White to Jack Black.  And then maybe a sapphic hookup with Macy Gray...
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« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2005, 11:06:17 AM »
Kylie Minogue has breast cancer:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4554915.stm

Sorry, Gaz, I couldn't come up with a "Cancer Gets Christie Love"- type headline.  Although the quote from the article, "the type of news that stuns a nation" is a bit over-the-top IMHO.
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« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2005, 11:14:51 AM »
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Although the quote from the article, "the type of news that stuns a nation" is a bit over-the-top IMHO.

Oh, I don't know- the UK loooooves its Kylie.
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« Reply #64 on: May 18, 2005, 04:36:02 AM »
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Although the quote from the article, "the type of news that stuns a nation" is a bit over-the-top IMHO.

Oh, I don't know- the UK loooooves its Kylie.

As does her native Australia, which I expect is mired in a national state of mourning right now.

But if it's any consolation, she's a tiny, tiny woman, so it can't be THAT much cancer.
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« Reply #65 on: May 18, 2005, 07:28:15 AM »
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Although the quote from the article, "the type of news that stuns a nation" is a bit over-the-top IMHO.

Oh, I don't know- the UK loooooves its Kylie.

As does her native Australia, which I expect is mired in a national state of mourning right now.

But if it's any consolation, she's a tiny, tiny woman, so it can't be THAT much cancer.


she should be so lucky (lucky lucky lucky), she should be so lucky to recover.
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« Reply #66 on: May 18, 2005, 11:00:40 AM »
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Although the quote from the article, "the type of news that stuns a nation" is a bit over-the-top IMHO.

Oh, I don't know- the UK loooooves its Kylie.

As does her native Australia, which I expect is mired in a national state of mourning right now.

But if it's any consolation, she's a tiny, tiny woman, so it can't be THAT much cancer.


she should be so lucky (lucky lucky lucky), she should be so lucky to recover.

We're both going to hell.  You for saying and me for laughing.
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« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2005, 11:13:40 AM »
And I'm going to hell for pointing out she was voted "Best Butt" in some UK magazine a year or so ago.



Get well soon, Kylie! The world needs you now more than ever!
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« Reply #68 on: May 19, 2005, 03:12:34 PM »
In other health gossip- Bob "Gilligan" Denver just had heart bypass surgery....

DENVER HAS HEART BYPASS SURGERY
Veteran actor Bob Denver is recuperating after undergoing quadruple heart bypass surgery.

The 70-year-old actor, who starred in the 1960s TV show "Gilligan's Island," had the surgery recently after a check-up revealed problems, according to his agent Mike Eisenstadt.

He is now recovering at his West Virginia home.

It was probably from all the stress of having Skipper yell at him all the time. See, if he were stil Maynard G. Krebs ("WORK??!!") he would have been more relaxed.

Get well soon, Bob!
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« Reply #69 on: May 19, 2005, 03:33:38 PM »
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And I'm going to hell for pointing out she was voted "Best Butt" in some UK magazine a year or so ago.



Get well soon, Kylie! The world needs you now more than ever!


good thing it wasn't butt cancer!
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« Reply #70 on: May 20, 2005, 08:45:40 AM »
Amen, dude.
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« Reply #71 on: May 20, 2005, 09:47:06 AM »
My God- can't the U.S. go five minutes in this war without taking pictures of half-naked Iraqi guys?!
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« Reply #72 on: May 20, 2005, 09:56:00 AM »
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My God- can't the U.S. go five minutes in this war without taking pictures of half-naked Iraqi guys?!


"Bush said that he did not think photos of imprisoned Saddam Hussein clad only in his underwear would incite further anti-American sentiment in Iraq"

But 2 days ago he was berating Newsweek (part of the evil liberal media, unlike the Murdoch-owned Sun) for the Koran-flushing story. Ah, hypocrisy...

Meanwhile, Saddam: Brown trouser don't make it! Oh wait, that's "brown shoes". Never mind.
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« Reply #73 on: May 20, 2005, 11:03:53 AM »
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My God- can't the U.S. go five minutes in this war without taking pictures of half-naked Iraqi guys?!


"Bush said that he did not think photos of imprisoned Saddam Hussein clad only in his underwear would incite further anti-American sentiment in Iraq"

But 2 days ago he was berating Newsweek (part of the evil liberal media, unlike the Murdoch-owned Sun) for the Koran-flushing story. Ah, hypocrisy...

Meanwhile, Saddam: Brown trouser don't make it! Oh wait, that's "brown shoes". Never mind.

Liberal pinko that I am, I think Newsweek's story was probably correct, and the PTB needed a fall guy in response to the anti-American sentiment.  "Oh, we would NEVER do such a thing."  Go ask Sluggo England what she thinks of that.
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« Reply #74 on: May 20, 2005, 11:32:46 AM »
If ever the phrase "stranger than fiction" applied to anything- it's to The Wendy's Chili Finger Fraud case.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/05/20/MNG5CCS85J1.DTL

The best part? The guy who lost his finger? His nickname's "Fudge". Heh.
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