Tonight, KMTP, the local ultra-low-buget public TV station, showed what is undoubtedly the Worst. Xmas. Special. EVER.
"Scrooge's Rockin' Christmas", which, sadly, I only caught the last half of, was videotaped on a shoestring budget (it looks like somebody's community college senior project). A young woman stumbles upon "Scrooge" in a remote shop; he's played by the late character actor Jack Elam, so he doesn't have a British accent (WTF?) and she gives him Xmas spirit by showing him scenes of various artists singing Xmas songs, using a crystal ball. Appearing were The Association, Paul Revere & the Raiders, 3 Dog Night, Bobby Goldsboro (wearing Tony Orlando's old hair!), Mike Love, Mary MacGregor... all of them lip-synching very very badly on very cheap videotape. Utterly horrendous, yet I couldn't turn it off and was kinda sorry I missed the beginning. I've Googled the damn thing and nothing comes up. But OMG if you missed it, you missed something.