DESPISES mayonnaise. (And pickles and mustard and relish - I'm largely a condimentaphobe.)
so if Pat Burrell were slathered with mustard & mayo...?
I've got the trifecta of mayonnaise, pickles, and relish hatred, but I do love mustard. I am emphatic that mustard be on sandwiches I order and not mayo. Gazoo, does your condimentaphobia extend to ketchup? Ketchup is so wonderful.
Wait a minute, what's that I'm hearing? Townshend, Daltrey and various studio musicians are hard at work on the belated follow-up to Quadrophenia, called Condimentaphobia? Jimmy Cooper survives his horrific fall down Beachy Head only to age into an agoraphobic, confined to his bedroom to avoid the omnipresence of condiments. The Who remake their sound into monotonous electronica to replicate Jimmy's mental state.