"I am not a number -- I am a free man!"
Spent the morning hanging out in the Jury Room, reading and listening to 10@10. Shortly before noon, they called my name for a panel that would convene after lunch. Came back after lunch to the courtroom, where we sat around some more. Then the judge came out and said "you'll notice there are no lawyers present... they just, in the last few minutes, agreed to waive a jury and try the case before a judge only. The good news is, you folks get to go home". Applause from the entire room. Easiest jury service ever.