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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1005 on: August 16, 2011, 09:42:18 AM »
Quote from: urth on August 16, 2011, 12:54:16 AM
Funny, but also not. The 10 Worst Food Tattoos ever. Do not read while eating.

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/2011/08/the_ten_worst_food_tattoos_ever.php

"A McDonald's tramp stamp.  We have no words."  LOL.

I kinda liked the chicken wings. 
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« Reply #1006 on: August 16, 2011, 11:31:11 AM »
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1007 on: August 16, 2011, 12:30:48 PM »
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1008 on: August 16, 2011, 06:53:33 PM »
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1009 on: August 17, 2011, 11:17:14 PM »
Musicians talkin' shit about musicians.
http://flavorwire.com/200333/the-30-harshest-musician-on-musician-insults-in-history

Nos. 18  and 16 thru 11 I thought were pretty goddamn funny.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1010 on: September 02, 2011, 01:39:45 PM »
We can add this to our posting toolkit, like we use instantrimshot.com for our jokes.  Use this when, say, Train comes on during a set:

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1011 on: September 05, 2011, 12:26:16 AM »
Hey, I don't know if anybody here lives in Benelux (?) or France, but otherwise you're ineligible. Still, thought we could have fun figuring out who the ten "Legends" are in this contest:



Contest here: https://www.facebook.com/RolandCE?sk=app_79458893817
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« Reply #1012 on: September 05, 2011, 10:27:13 AM »
Zappa is the most obvious to me, but I'm also getting Bowie (hair from Aladdin Sane), Gene Simmons (eye makeup), and John Lennon (glasses). And is the red leather jacket Michael Jackson?
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1013 on: September 05, 2011, 10:30:31 AM »
Quote from: urth on September 05, 2011, 10:27:13 AM
Zappa is the most obvious to me, but I'm also getting Bowie (hair from Aladdin Sane), Gene Simmons (eye makeup), and John Lennon (glasses). And is the red leather jacket Michael Jackson?

The chest/necklace is Jim Morrison.  I have no idea who the yellow jacket belongs to.  Devo?
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1014 on: September 05, 2011, 05:38:38 PM »
Quote from: sundaygal on September 05, 2011, 10:30:31 AM
Quote from: urth on September 05, 2011, 10:27:13 AM
Zappa is the most obvious to me, but I'm also getting Bowie (hair from Aladdin Sane), Gene Simmons (eye makeup), and John Lennon (glasses). And is the red leather jacket Michael Jackson?

The chest/necklace is Jim Morrison.  I have no idea who the yellow jacket belongs to.  Devo?
Freddie Mercury?
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1015 on: September 05, 2011, 05:44:09 PM »
Quote from: sundaygal on September 05, 2011, 10:30:31 AM
Quote from: urth on September 05, 2011, 10:27:13 AM
Zappa is the most obvious to me, but I'm also getting Bowie (hair from Aladdin Sane), Gene Simmons (eye makeup), and John Lennon (glasses). And is the red leather jacket Michael Jackson?

The chest/necklace is Jim Morrison.  I have no idea who the yellow jacket belongs to.  Devo?
The earring looks too obvious, as if it's supposed to be one of the clues.  George Michael?
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« Reply #1016 on: September 05, 2011, 07:04:36 PM »
Quote from: ggould on September 05, 2011, 05:44:09 PM
Quote from: sundaygal on September 05, 2011, 10:30:31 AM
Quote from: urth on September 05, 2011, 10:27:13 AM
Zappa is the most obvious to me, but I'm also getting Bowie (hair from Aladdin Sane), Gene Simmons (eye makeup), and John Lennon (glasses). And is the red leather jacket Michael Jackson?

The chest/necklace is Jim Morrison.  I have no idea who the yellow jacket belongs to.  Devo?
The earring looks too obvious, as if it's supposed to be one of the clues.  George Michael?

You may have something with the George Michael on the earring. And what's up with the red lens on the glasses. Joey Ramone?
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1017 on: September 06, 2011, 10:27:05 AM »
Quote from: urth on September 05, 2011, 07:04:36 PM
Quote from: ggould on September 05, 2011, 05:44:09 PM
Quote from: sundaygal on September 05, 2011, 10:30:31 AM
Quote from: urth on September 05, 2011, 10:27:13 AM
Zappa is the most obvious to me, but I'm also getting Bowie (hair from Aladdin Sane), Gene Simmons (eye makeup), and John Lennon (glasses). And is the red leather jacket Michael Jackson?
The chest/necklace is Jim Morrison.  Yellow jacket is Freddie Mercury.
The earring looks too obvious, as if it's supposed to be one of the clues.  George Michael?
You may have something with the George Michael on the earring. And what's up with the red lens on the glasses. Joey Ramone?
That would be Bono.  Okay, we've got 9 of the 10.  Let's finish this off, we can do it!
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1018 on: September 06, 2011, 11:00:52 AM »
Quote from: Wayback on September 06, 2011, 10:27:05 AM
Quote from: urth on September 05, 2011, 07:04:36 PM
Quote from: ggould on September 05, 2011, 05:44:09 PM
Quote from: sundaygal on September 05, 2011, 10:30:31 AM
Quote from: urth on September 05, 2011, 10:27:13 AM
Zappa is the most obvious to me, but I'm also getting Bowie (hair from Aladdin Sane), Gene Simmons (eye makeup), and John Lennon (glasses). And is the red leather jacket Michael Jackson?
The chest/necklace is Jim Morrison.  Yellow jacket is Freddie Mercury.
The earring looks too obvious, as if it's supposed to be one of the clues.  George Michael?
You may have something with the George Michael on the earring. And what's up with the red lens on the glasses. Joey Ramone?
That would be Bono.  Okay, we've got 9 of the 10.  Let's finish this off, we can do it!
was I right about Freddie Mercury?  There was a jacket like that in the Google Doodle.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #1019 on: September 07, 2011, 09:39:00 AM »
Wierd email from Amazon recommendations today -- either Santana is recreating Johnny Winters "Second Winter" and bundling it with a recreation of a Winter's live album, or somebody spilled a coke on one of Amazon's servers.  I doubt this will paste very well, but:

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

Customers who have purchased or rated music by Santana might like to know that Second Winter/Captured Live will be released on September 13, 2011.  You can pre-order yours by following the link below.

 Second Winter/Captured Live  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004YQVDAW/ref=pe_162200_21016860_snp_dp
Santana
Price:  $13.46 

Release Date: September 13, 2011

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Product Description
Guitar hero extraordinaire Johnny Winter
is a true American legend. With his
blindingly fast guitar style and aggressive
vocal attack, he created an instantly
recognizable brand of sizzling rock n
roll. A giant among giants, Winter has
influenced legions of guitar slingers from
Billy Gibbons to Stevie Ray Vaughan!
The Legends 2-CD Special Edition
includes Second Winter + Captured Live.

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