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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

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Author Topic: Funny Stuff on the Internet  (Read 315289 times)

Tinka Cat

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #840 on: April 16, 2009, 03:12:20 PM »
Hipster backlash:

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/

my response is: "define 'hipster'". That's a rather wide range there, to my eyes.

this blog seems like an attempt to replicate the often-hilarious "DOs and DON'Ts" section of Vice Magazine.

click here for the real thing, you hipsters: http://www.viceland.com/int/dos.php
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #841 on: April 20, 2009, 08:44:29 PM »
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #842 on: April 23, 2009, 01:30:19 PM »
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #843 on: April 23, 2009, 09:45:09 PM »
A's sign first "homo league" crossover player...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/first_homo_leagues_player_shatters?utm_source=a-section

I can't thank you enough for this one.  Haven't been keeping up with the Onion in ages, sadly.
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #844 on: April 24, 2009, 01:45:10 PM »
A's sign first "homo league" crossover player...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/first_homo_leagues_player_shatters?utm_source=a-section

I can't thank you enough for this one.  Haven't been keeping up with the Onion in ages, sadly.

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #845 on: April 30, 2009, 11:33:01 AM »
posted on FB by Bill Maher:

"New Rule: Playboy must stop showing me those creepy childhood photos of their centerfold. I'm trying to kill 15 minutes in my hotel room, not audition for Dateline's To Catch a Predator. In fact, you know what I'd really appreciate being under 18 years old? The Chex Mix in the mini bar."
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #846 on: May 05, 2009, 03:35:06 PM »
TANC-of-the-Day: the "verification word" for posting a comment on Gaz's blog just now was "guzoo".
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #847 on: May 06, 2009, 02:43:40 PM »
Line of the Day -- Bill Maher, upon seeing a pic of Obama watching a really small television, issued this New Rule:

"Get the President a bigger TV. It's the White House, not Grandma's house. You don't want the President squinting while watching Fox News - when Michelle Malkin comes on, it'll look like he's making fun of her."

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #848 on: May 08, 2009, 03:11:07 PM »
Let's get right to it.

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #849 on: May 09, 2009, 07:47:17 AM »
Take that, Train!

http://www.garfunkelandoates.com/music/clips/5/worst-song-medley/

I didn't recognise the Train lyric, but figured it had to be the soy latte line. So I looked it up, and found this beaut:
http://www.amiright.com/real/nonartist/train.shtml

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #850 on: May 18, 2009, 05:43:58 PM »
Let's get right to it.

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #851 on: May 19, 2009, 02:43:42 AM »
Cruisin' with Ruben and the NKOTB:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20279623,00.html

Didn't one of NKOTB come out of the closet?

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #852 on: May 19, 2009, 07:40:05 AM »
Cruisin' with Ruben and the NKOTB:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20279623,00.html

Didn't one of NKOTB come out of the closet?

you're thinking of Lance Bass of N'Sync, who admitted he, er, N'sucks.  (and spoofed himself admirably in Tropic Thunder)
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #853 on: May 19, 2009, 11:35:27 PM »
Cruisin' with Ruben and the NKOTB:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20279623,00.html

Didn't one of NKOTB come out of the closet?

you're thinking of Lance Bass of N'Sync, who admitted he, er, N'sucks.  (and spoofed himself admirably in Tropic Thunder)

I ended up googling this. Apparently one is gay, Jonathan Knight. Then again, the last news I found was from Perez Hilton's blog.

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #854 on: May 27, 2009, 02:32:12 PM »
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