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RGMike

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« Reply #315 on: December 13, 2005, 09:23:29 AM »
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There's no category for stuff-that's-trying-to-be-funny-on-the-Internet-but-isn't, so I'll say it here: Aaron MacGruder, would you please go back to pretending that gay people don't exist?  Your strip this past week SUCKED.  About on a par with that "War at Home" shit.  OMG I SEE GAY PEOPLE - yo, shut the fuck up.

P.S.  If I ever meet the person who writes that "War at Home" sitcom I'm gonna sodomize him with a broken whiskey bottle.


Dude -- harsh!  I thought the Boondocks arc was quite funny. He was ridiculing the cluelessness of the grandfather. A far cry from the awfulness of "War At Home", at any rate.
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« Reply #316 on: December 14, 2005, 07:38:47 AM »
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« Reply #317 on: December 14, 2005, 10:45:52 AM »
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« Reply #318 on: December 21, 2005, 07:40:34 AM »
George Clooney IS Santa Claus! according to this brilliant Assmussen strip:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/12/21/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL
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« Reply #319 on: December 21, 2005, 02:43:40 PM »
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George Clooney IS Santa Claus! according to this brilliant Assmussen strip:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/12/21/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL


Holy madre!  Easily his most ambitious -- and hilarious -- strip to date.
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« Reply #320 on: December 22, 2005, 11:55:14 AM »
now this is just great:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2005/12/22/national/a103557S70.DTL

"The word condom is not in the ad," Martin said Thursday. "The word 'latex' for a celibate priest does not register as it might with lay people."


yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
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« Reply #321 on: December 23, 2005, 11:54:04 AM »
So I am working on my expense report & am downloading my Verizon bill.  The URL for the .pdf download is this ridiculously long string:

https://wbillpay.verizonwireless.com/vzw/displayView.do?viewName=PDF_Download&viewType=PDF&token=wwr0ByZ4qooiDaIheyZNjMGh1vGIKTYuLOdArF4ZTI2EbU3T8hJcxXEKKXVYf7xGipXPyTvhiRjeeja5xmwj4SKvVJZyGWOiVb6jhQW3tHtJBHWedF7Q3TYNZH2N2GBr&site=west&account=057026310800001&statementDate=December%2019,%202005

but, in the Explorer title bar, it is truncated as follows (note the last 5 characters):

https://wbillpay.verizonwireless.com/vzw/displayView.do?viewName=PDF_Download&viewType=PDF&toke

Can any of you help me to follow this "&toke" advice?

Serious.
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it's been shortened from 'token' which is in the full url
« Reply #322 on: December 23, 2005, 12:03:27 PM »
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So I am working on my expense report & am downloading my Verizon bill.  The URL for the .pdf download is this ridiculously long string:

https://wbillpay.verizonwireless.com/vzw/displayView.do?viewName=PDF_Download&viewType=PDF&token=wwr0ByZ4qooiDaIheyZNjMGh1vGIKTYuLOdArF4ZTI2EbU3T8hJcxXEKKXVYf7xGipXPyTvhiRjeeja5xmwj4SKvVJZyGWOiVb6jhQW3tHtJBHWedF7Q3TYNZH2N2GBr&site=west&account=057026310800001&statementDate=December%2019,%202005

but, in the Explorer title bar, it is truncated as follows (note the last 5 characters):

https://wbillpay.verizonwireless.com/vzw/displayView.do?viewName=PDF_Download&viewType=PDF&toke

Can any of you help me to follow this "&toke" advice?

Serious.
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Re: it's been shortened from 'token' which is in the full ur
« Reply #323 on: December 23, 2005, 12:41:54 PM »
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 it's been shortened from 'token' which is in the full url


Uhh, yeah, I got that part.  I just liked the idea of my title bar telling me to take a toke.  Maybe you're already ahead of me there?

 :wink:
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Re: it's been shortened from 'token' which is in the full ur
« Reply #324 on: December 23, 2005, 12:50:07 PM »
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 it's been shortened from 'token' which is in the full url


Uhh, yeah, I got that part.  I just liked the idea of my title bar telling me to take a toke.  Maybe you're already ahead of me there?

 :wink:

sorry, first I thought that was your joke, but when you said 'serious' the gullible Geoff kicked in!
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« Reply #325 on: December 23, 2005, 01:24:40 PM »
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 it's been shortened from 'token' which is in the full url


Uhh, yeah, I got that part.  I just liked the idea of my title bar telling me to take a toke.  Maybe you're already ahead of me there?

 :wink:

sorry, first I thought that was your joke, but when you said 'serious' the gullible Geoff kicked in!


When I said 'serious' I meant "seriously, is anybody holding'?"
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« Reply #326 on: December 23, 2005, 01:26:43 PM »
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 it's been shortened from 'token' which is in the full url
Uhh, yeah, I got that part.  I just liked the idea of my title bar telling me to take a toke.  Maybe you're already ahead of me there?

 :wink:
sorry, first I thought that was your joke, but when you said 'serious' the gullible Geoff kicked in!
When I said 'serious' I meant "seriously, is anybody holding'?"
That's what happens when you let old folks wander around this here message board!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #327 on: December 24, 2005, 01:07:44 AM »
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When I said 'serious' I meant "seriously, is anybody holding'?"


Yes, but I'm afraid that's of little help.  (Although things have been different since Cart00n got busted a couple weeks ago.)
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« Reply #328 on: December 26, 2005, 11:31:10 AM »
You've never heard a holiday mix quite like this before:

http://media30b.libsyn.com/podcasts/postconsumer01/SARxmasMIX.mp3

Turntable (de)construction/de(con)struction at your service!
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« Reply #329 on: December 27, 2005, 10:00:24 AM »
in case (like me) you missed SNL this week:  

http://nbc.com/nbc/Video/?c=Saturday_Night_Live/snl_1432_narnia


it's the CHRONIC- (what?) cles of Narnia!
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