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« Reply #300 on: December 01, 2005, 01:56:19 PM »
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What money buys you....

11.30.05
Stars Line Up For Extravagant Bat Mitzvah Party
50 Cent, Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks and members of Aerosmith and the Eagles joined forces to create one of the year's greatest live lineups over the weekend, when they played a private Bat Mitzvah celebration gig.
...Other acts who performed at the extravagant event included Ciara, Nicole Richie's fiance DJ AM and saxophonist Kenny G.


sounds like it was more of a party for pops. how many youn teenage girls are into fleetwood mac, the eagles, AND kenny g?


I remember my bar mitzvah, back in 1969: I had Arthur Brown, Os Mutantes, and Zager & Evans play.  Good times!


Was Wavy Gravy the emcee?


No no, that was the bris.

Ah, music for the mohel.
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« Reply #301 on: December 01, 2005, 02:37:58 PM »
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What money buys you....

11.30.05
Stars Line Up For Extravagant Bat Mitzvah Party
50 Cent, Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks and members of Aerosmith and the Eagles joined forces to create one of the year's greatest live lineups over the weekend, when they played a private Bat Mitzvah celebration gig.
...Other acts who performed at the extravagant event included Ciara, Nicole Richie's fiance DJ AM and saxophonist Kenny G.


sounds like it was more of a party for pops. how many youn teenage girls are into fleetwood mac, the eagles, AND kenny g?


I remember my bar mitzvah, back in 1969: I had Arthur Brown, Os Mutantes, and Zager & Evans play.  Good times!


Was Wavy Gravy the emcee?


No no, that was the bris.

Ah, music for the mohel.


I'm reminded of an old SNL bit where Al Franken is supposed to have had a stroke and only remembers one joke:

Did you hear about the mohel that worked for free?

He only took tips.

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« Reply #302 on: December 01, 2005, 06:33:58 PM »
this is right up my smooth rock alley: yacht rock #2
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« Reply #303 on: December 01, 2005, 09:24:49 PM »
http://www.jesusdressup.com/christmas.html

not all browsers work on this.
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« Reply #304 on: December 01, 2005, 09:52:47 PM »
Yacht Rock and Jesus. Fun stuff. I spend way too much time at the computer!
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« Reply #305 on: December 06, 2005, 07:57:30 AM »
Aaron McGruder is doing a riff on "Brokeback Mountain"  this week in Boondocks:

http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/2005/12/06/
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« Reply #306 on: December 06, 2005, 09:49:11 AM »
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« Reply #307 on: December 06, 2005, 10:57:32 AM »
From a post on the NY Radio Message Board, apparently Oldies WWKB Buffalo has an all-time top 300 posted on their website with lots of typos:

There, I was amazed to see, at #6:
"Ode To Billy Joel" (his only appearanc on the chart)

Also, some other records of interest:
A record called "Call Me" by Frankie Valli is #116--anyone re-call that?
Meanwhile, a singer named Frankie Vall is at #114 with "Can't Take My Eyes Off You".

Pied no more, "The Pled Piper" is at #108.

Gary Lewis' "This" diamond ring has been upgraded to "THE Diamond Ring" while the Soul Survivors have given up in Buffalo traffic and are simply on "The Expressway". And the Byrds seem to be somewhere in Wales, perhaps, with "Eigh Miles High".

Have your own fun with this at:

http://www.kb1520.com/history/top300.php

Personally, I'm astounded that Cher's "You Better Sit Down Kids" is #300...
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« Reply #308 on: December 07, 2005, 12:35:10 PM »
Xmas gifts for GOP kids: it's "Baby Bush Toys"!

http://www.babybushtoys.com/products.html
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« Reply #309 on: December 09, 2005, 10:45:50 AM »
i'm making my way through the yacht rocks. you guys HAVE to watch this stuff. too funny!!
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1395
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« Reply #310 on: December 09, 2005, 12:31:34 PM »
Mel Gibson and Saddam Hussein: separated at birth?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=2086

Well, they're both nuts...
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« Reply #311 on: December 09, 2005, 10:15:49 PM »
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i'm making my way through the yacht rocks. you guys HAVE to watch this stuff. too funny!!
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1395


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« Reply #312 on: December 10, 2005, 03:15:38 PM »
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i'm making my way through the yacht rocks. you guys HAVE to watch this stuff. too funny!!
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1395


I have sent squishy fanmail to Hollywood Steve.


i'm drooling over the guy playing kenny loggins. and the fact that walter becker has to translate for donald fagen is hilarious!
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« Reply #313 on: December 12, 2005, 10:09:42 PM »
There's no category for stuff-that's-trying-to-be-funny-on-the-Internet-but-isn't, so I'll say it here: Aaron MacGruder, would you please go back to pretending that gay people don't exist?  Your strip this past week SUCKED.  About on a par with that "War at Home" shit.  OMG I SEE GAY PEOPLE - yo, shut the fuck up.

P.S.  If I ever meet the person who writes that "War at Home" sitcom I'm gonna sodomize him with a broken whiskey bottle.
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« Reply #314 on: December 12, 2005, 10:24:17 PM »
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There's no category for stuff-that's-trying-to-be-funny-on-the-Internet-but-isn't, so I'll say it here: Aaron MacGruder, would you please go back to pretending that gay people don't exist?  Your strip this past week SUCKED.  About on a par with that "War at Home" shit.  OMG I SEE GAY PEOPLE - yo, shut the fuck up.

P.S.  If I ever meet the person who writes that "War at Home" sitcom I'm gonna sodomize him with a broken whiskey bottle.

You're scaring me!
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