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« Reply #330 on: December 29, 2005, 01:16:53 AM »
Y'all really should read this through from beginning to end.  Some amazingly funny jokes here.

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=5080075
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« Reply #331 on: December 29, 2005, 07:40:39 AM »
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Y'all really should read this through from beginning to end.  Some amazingly funny jokes here.

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=5080075


"The New Christy Menstruals" LOL!
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« Reply #332 on: December 29, 2005, 09:40:09 AM »
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Y'all really should read this through from beginning to end.  Some amazingly funny jokes here.

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=5080075


"The New Christy Menstruals" LOL!


Daltrey, Mael brothers, "Why the long face?", 1000 lesbians, & the 28 year olds.
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« Reply #333 on: December 29, 2005, 12:35:58 PM »
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« Reply #334 on: December 29, 2005, 03:27:57 PM »
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« Reply #335 on: December 29, 2005, 06:43:58 PM »
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Assmussen's on a roll...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/12/28/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL


It's hard to keep saying that this one is his best yet, but godammit this one is his BEST YET!
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« Reply #336 on: December 29, 2005, 08:32:15 PM »
Those owls are adorable!  I want one!!
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« Reply #337 on: December 29, 2005, 08:59:21 PM »
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Those owls are adorable!  I want one!!

just right-click and print!
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« Reply #338 on: December 29, 2005, 10:17:39 PM »
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Those owls are adorable!  I want one!!


Closest YOU'LL ever get to Hooters... :wink:
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« Reply #339 on: December 30, 2005, 10:28:30 PM »
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« Reply #340 on: January 04, 2006, 09:31:33 AM »
this here is a treasure trove of weird musical stuff, including "Stairway to Gilligan's Island", the "Mission Impossible/Norwegian Wood Medley" and tons of other stuff.  I could spend the day here.

http://www.aprilwinchell.com/multimedia/
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« Reply #341 on: January 09, 2006, 01:01:16 PM »
Just to alert Gaz:  "Boondocks" is dealing with gay stuff again this week... :wink:
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« Reply #342 on: January 18, 2006, 02:44:11 PM »
He's got a ticket to ride... NOT

1970s Teen Idol Leif Garrett Charged
(01-18) 14:30 PST Los Angeles (AP) --

Leif Garrett, a 1970s singing teen idol, was charged Wednesday with possessing heroin after he was arrested for allegedly trying to ride the subway without a ticket.

Garrett, 44, also was charged with fare evasion.

If convicted, he probably would avoid jail time under a law that sends some convicted drug users to treatment, authorities said.

An e-mail seeking comment from a spokeswoman listed on Garrett's Web site was not immediately returned.

Garrett was arrested by Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies Saturday evening on the platform of the Pershing Square Red Line station downtown for allegedly not having a ticket to ride the train.

Deputies then allegedly found suspected narcotics on the musician-actor, officials said.

He was held without bail for allegedly violating terms of his probation for a previous drug offense. He pleaded guilty in March to attempted possession of cocaine-based narcotics and was placed on probation.

Garrett has appeared in three-dozen films, mostly in the 1970s and 1980s, and has released 10 music albums.

In 1979, he rear-ended another car while driving a Porsche, leaving his passenger disabled.
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« Reply #343 on: January 18, 2006, 03:23:21 PM »
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He's got a ticket to ride... NOT

1970s Teen Idol Leif Garrett Charged
(01-18) 14:30 PST Los Angeles (AP) --

which reminds me of the Simpsons ep where Marge and Bart go to a tea room called "The Leaf Garrett".  

Saw Mr Garrett recently on the MTV '70s House show.
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« Reply #344 on: January 18, 2006, 06:36:06 PM »
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He's got a ticket to ride... NOT

1970s Teen Idol Leif Garrett Charged


I was less surprised to hear of his arrest than to hear that people ride subways in L.A.
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