"Get a lay! Get a lay!" advises John Fogerty. Er... OK!
And appropriately, he's followed by Leon Haywood, who wants to slide into somebody's canyon. Sounds like he needs a "Wide Receiver".
Gaz, I'd never considered that Diana Ross comparison regarding Ms Manchester's "Just Too Many People", but you're dead on. La Ross shoulda done it instead of "Last Time I Saw Him", which I've always thought would've been an ideal "Ruby Red Dress" follow-up for Helen Reddy.