OMGWTFLOL-of the Week:

Um ... He not so little.
ROTFL!
I spent 4 days in Nashville for "Fan Fest" in 1985. The aging Osmonds (well, 3 of them) were trying to re-invent themselves as a country act. We stayed at the Marriott (the Mormon hotel, as you probably know) and the Osmonds fan club was staying there -- I have never seen so many overweight 12-year-old girls in one place in my life. And remember this was
'85, so these were kids whose only musical option as Mormons was... aging Osmonds! Frightening.
BTW Gaz, you gotta listen to this countdown if you can fit it in -- obscure Partridges (Looking Thru the Eyes of Love), the J-5's fab "Doctor My eyes" cover -- great stuff.