VHM "Karma Chameleon", tho' I've heard it a billion times. A Boy who DID know how to sell a contradiction!
Flashback: When I was in 5th grade, our history books had a chapter on George Washington, and one of the early grafs began, "When he was a boy, George spent much of his time ..." The class clown, a kid named Roman Nowicki, grabbed Every Single Book in the classroom and circled the words "boy, George" for everyone's neverending amusement.