I'll tell you my favorite line from LoB if you tell me yours. :wink:
Can't resist.
"He's NOT the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!!"
Runner-up: "I'll have two round ones, a flat one, and a packet of gravel."
And yours?
Brian has enjoyed a conjugal visit with his girlfriend & is awakening in the early morning. He goes to the window & throws open the curtain only to find that in the alley below are the assembled masses of his 'followers'. He hastily covers his nakedness with the curtain, while the congregation cries out, "Teach us master!" He says "Love one another" & a lays a few other homilies on them & concludes with, "You should be individuals."
To which the crowd responds in perfect unison, "We ARE Individuals!!!"
...except for one disgruntled fellow who stomps off, muttering, "Well
I'm not."
This to me is the second greatest line in history, right after Marcel Marceau has the only spoken line in Mel Brooks'
Silent Movie.
...which tells you all you need to know about my perverse sense of humor.