I'm not making this up: Star Trek fragrances
including Red Shirt cologne - "Because Tomorrow May Never Come"
Ponn Farr is just relabled Old Spice. Or possibly Hai Karate.
LOL.
I bought a bootleg copy of the Monkees' forgotten TV special
33 1/3 Revolutions Per Monkee that included of-its-time-literally commercials. One of which was for Hai Karate. Was that shit for real? Or has it always been a punching-bag punchline?