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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #780 on: December 16, 2008, 10:34:59 PM »
Quote from: urth on December 16, 2008, 11:10:21 AM
We briefly interrupt the annual parade of Xmas related avatars for this wealth of Iran Shoe Guy silliness:

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html

We now return you to your regularly schedule avatar.
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« Reply #781 on: December 18, 2008, 09:51:30 AM »
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #782 on: December 18, 2008, 09:57:01 AM »
Quote from: Wayback on December 18, 2008, 09:51:30 AM
Mshray, here you go:
Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/18/entertainment/e084126S32.DTL&tsp=1

er... EWWWWWWWWWWW!

(The Spirit looks awful, BTW)
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #783 on: December 18, 2008, 11:22:00 AM »
Quote from: Wayback on December 18, 2008, 09:51:30 AM
Mshray, here you go:
Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/18/entertainment/e084126S32.DTL&tsp=1

over 2000 bucks!?  At least it's for charity. 

On second thought, who knows what you might be able to do with a little of Scarlett's DNA one of these days?   Maybe not such a bad idea afterall.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #784 on: December 18, 2008, 11:30:29 AM »
Best zinger you've heard in a long while:

NEW YORK, New York -- Jeremy Piven is ending his run in Broadway's "Speed-the-Plow," due to a condition caused by a high mercury count, according to Variety.

The Entourage star missed a Tuesday evening performance and a Wednesday matinee due to his high mercury count health concerns, but David Mamet, the playwright of "Speed-the-Plow," appears skeptical of the actor's exit.

"I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury," Mamet told the entertainment trade mag. "So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #785 on: December 18, 2008, 11:46:44 AM »
Quote from: mshray on December 18, 2008, 11:30:29 AM
Best zinger you've heard in a long while:

NEW YORK, New York -- Jeremy Piven is ending his run in Broadway's "Speed-the-Plow," due to a condition caused by a high mercury count, according to Variety.

The Entourage star missed a Tuesday evening performance and a Wednesday matinee due to his high mercury count health concerns, but David Mamet, the playwright of "Speed-the-Plow," appears skeptical of the actor's exit.

"I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury," Mamet told the entertainment trade mag. "So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."

LOL! I would've LOVED to see that production -- not only Piven, but Raul Esparza and (her name escapes me) the actress who plays Peggy on Mad Men in the role originated by Madonna.
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« Reply #786 on: December 19, 2008, 10:02:19 AM »
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #787 on: December 23, 2008, 11:59:42 AM »
Update on that Scarlett Jo used tissue auction, it's up to $5,300!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20081223/en_celeb_eo/74682

Original story: Scarlett Johansson puts used tissue on eBay
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/18/entertainment/e084126S32.DTL&tsp=1
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« Reply #788 on: December 23, 2008, 11:49:10 PM »
According to the Beatles:

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #789 on: December 30, 2008, 09:24:07 AM »
I've been reading this comic strip "Questionable Content" for some time.  Last panel today made me groan in a good way.

http://questionablecontent.net/
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #790 on: December 30, 2008, 08:09:09 PM »
Quote from: Gazoo on December 30, 2008, 09:24:07 AM
I've been reading this comic strip "Questionable Content" for some time.  Last panel today made me groan in a good way.

http://questionablecontent.net/

I feel like someone thought long and hard about how to turn a drunken comment into a halfway decent joke. :)
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #791 on: January 08, 2009, 09:45:39 AM »
Flickr photos of Far Side re-enactments

"And now Edgar's gone... something's going on around here!"
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #792 on: January 14, 2009, 03:30:03 PM »
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #793 on: January 22, 2009, 01:50:46 PM »
The Onion Does It Again:

Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep .
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #794 on: January 22, 2009, 02:34:21 PM »
and speaking of The Onion, someone has compiled The True History of the Bush Years, as chronicled in Onion headlines.
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