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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

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Author Topic: Funny Stuff on the Internet  (Read 275735 times)

Gazoo

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #735 on: September 04, 2008, 08:33:12 PM »
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #736 on: September 05, 2008, 10:56:49 AM »
Lickable, if not legal postage:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/04/duck.stamps.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Former Cowboys coach Barry Switzer is now president of a printing contractor?  ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #737 on: September 12, 2008, 09:53:13 PM »
This is going to improve your day:

http://www.dickipedia.org/

(Mike, be sure to read the Beckhams entry!)
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #738 on: September 12, 2008, 10:57:14 PM »
This is going to improve your day:

http://www.dickipedia.org/

(Mike, be sure to read the Beckhams entry!)

True dat. I also enjoyed the entries for Ann Coulter and Your Mom.
Let's get right to it.

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #739 on: September 15, 2008, 11:26:39 AM »

I also enjoyed the entries for Ann Coulter.


Me too!

"Those concerned with the future of humankind are watching Coulter’s biological clock, counting the days until the onset of the menopause that will render the species safe from her virulent strain of DNA."

"Coulter speculated at one point that the reader might be 'currently wondering if I'm criminally insane, or just one of the most ignorant, soulless individuals ever.' Couldn’t it be both?"
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #740 on: September 19, 2008, 12:29:39 PM »
Funny but thoughtful: this piece about music and getting older

http://warner.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/18/we-are-the-dog/index.html
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #741 on: September 19, 2008, 06:33:17 PM »
Funny but thoughtful: this piece about music and getting older

http://warner.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/18/we-are-the-dog/index.html

Good piece. I imagine that happens to most generations when their music becomes "hip" to the younger ones. (I remember when 50s music had a resurgence in the 70s--see also Happy Days and American Graffiti, and thinking it was odd, that I, a 14-year old, would be dancing to songs that were five years older than I was.)


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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #742 on: September 25, 2008, 11:48:35 PM »
When mimes get the urge to sing, this happens:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu2SkBK1mR4&e
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #743 on: September 26, 2008, 03:12:31 PM »

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #744 on: September 26, 2008, 03:57:25 PM »
Sharks bleed teal.

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #745 on: September 29, 2008, 09:46:22 AM »
When mimes get the urge to sing, this happens:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu2SkBK1mR4&e

that's scary!

From the comments on that page:

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I'm glad to know Brent is saved. I'm a brother in Christ, but this makes me cringe.
I blame Kansas, Gentle Giant and Styx.
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #746 on: September 30, 2008, 08:53:10 AM »
From the comments on that page:

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I'm glad to know Brent is saved. I'm a brother in Christ, but this makes me cringe.
I blame Kansas, Gentle Giant and Styx.

that comment is almost as good as the video!

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #747 on: October 09, 2008, 01:43:06 PM »
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #748 on: October 09, 2008, 09:53:50 PM »
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #749 on: October 10, 2008, 12:58:54 PM »