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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

Laugh
0 (0%)
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1 (12.5%)
Be Creeped Out
1 (12.5%)
huh?
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Hey, Its Hollywood baby
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Author Topic: Funny Stuff on the Internet  (Read 315199 times)

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #976 on: March 03, 2011, 02:41:53 PM »
Quote of the Day: Exene Cervenka was asked by the LA Times what she thought of the Red Carpet at the Oscars -- how would she change it? her reply:

"Put everyone on an even playing field. Give them each $200. They have to get their outfit and jewelry from either a thrift store or an independent designer who is out of work or broke."
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #977 on: March 25, 2011, 11:05:58 AM »
~CPL593H~

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #978 on: March 28, 2011, 11:14:39 PM »
Funny, as in weird.

Of particular note to TC: Just tried to go read SFGate after finishing on this board, and rather than loading their front door, I got the following message:

"Forbidden

You don't have permission to access / on this server."

Huh?!?

Cleared my cache and the problem was solved, but still, weird.
Let's get right to it.

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #979 on: March 29, 2011, 08:19:32 AM »
Funny, as in weird.

Of particular note to TC: Just tried to go read SFGate after finishing on this board, and rather than loading their front door, I got the following message:

"Forbidden

You don't have permission to access / on this server."

Huh?!?

Cleared my cache and the problem was solved, but still, weird.


hmm, maybe some editor put up a pwd-protected image by mistake.  thanks
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #980 on: March 31, 2011, 11:42:57 AM »
hysterical & very well done:  Kanye West vs. Bob Dylan
(includes ego meter)

http://voxy.com/blog/2011/03/head-to-head-kanye-vs-dylan-infographic/?view=infographic
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #981 on: April 01, 2011, 12:51:45 PM »
I just came across a doctor at work whose last name is... Doctor. That's right, he's Dr. Doctor.  Cue the Thompson Twins!
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #982 on: May 26, 2011, 03:23:21 PM »
HIGH-larious: Jimmy Fallon does Neil Young doing Miley Cyrus (with help from the real Crosby & Nash). Genius. Thanks Dave C.

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/neil-young-with-crosby-and-nash-party-in-the-usa-52511/1330151/
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #983 on: June 07, 2011, 12:52:50 PM »
the Onion does Oprah:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-just-want-to-say-that-i-hated-every-moment-of-th,20683/

"Did you know Celine Dion was on my show 27 times? You want to try having the same conversation with Celine Dion 27 goddamn times?"
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #984 on: June 11, 2011, 07:36:49 PM »
NSFW, but damn funny -- and my intro to a very funny website that is NTM:

http://thefinaledition.com/article/palin-for-prez.html

and also:

http://thefinaledition.com/article/next-top-gingrich-wife.html

great stuff!
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #985 on: June 12, 2011, 11:17:05 AM »
well, OK, maybe catching fire isn't "funny", in the traditional sense...

http://www.salon.com/wires/us/2011/06/11/D9NQ3FH00_us_dessert_fire_injuries/index.html

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #988 on: June 23, 2011, 03:43:48 PM »
From a Facebook thread where Pete Townshend's sexuality was being discussed:

"Pete has a reputation for tuning a meat whistle..."

Now I must admit I'd never heard the term "meat whistle" before, but I like it much better than "skin flute". LOL!
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #989 on: June 23, 2011, 04:18:20 PM »
From a Facebook thread where Pete Townshend's sexuality was being discussed:

"Pete has a reputation for tuning a meat whistle..."

Now I must admit I'd never heard the term "meat whistle" before, but I like it much better than "skin flute". LOL!
Wow.  That kinda made my day right there!