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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

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huh?
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Author Topic: Funny Stuff on the Internet  (Read 281533 times)

RGMike

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #870 on: July 24, 2009, 03:37:37 PM »
Mark, especially, will like this week's Onion, supposedly now owned by a Chinese conglomerate:

http://www.theonion.com/content/index?utm_source=nav
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #871 on: July 25, 2009, 07:46:31 AM »
Mark, especially, will like this week's Onion, supposedly now owned by a Chinese conglomerate:

http://www.theonion.com/content/index?utm_source=nav

Funny but also kinda depressing.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #872 on: August 04, 2009, 09:41:15 AM »
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #873 on: August 06, 2009, 11:02:51 AM »
Weird Al salutes Charles Nelson Reilly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrGmD2wk8m4
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #874 on: August 18, 2009, 02:58:50 PM »
The artist LeRoy Stevens spent six months (from October 2008-March 2009) going around Manhattan to every single record store. He asked employees at each one to tell him their favorite scream from a piece of music. He ended up with screams from heavy metal, punk and rock 'n roll, but also opera, the blues and rap. Stevens ordered them according to when he received the selections, and pressed the three-minute collection onto a 12-inch vinyl disk in an edition of 500. It has 74 screams, some of which are easily identifiable, like opening howl from The Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again" or Iggy Pop's bellow from The Stooges' "T.V. Eye".



http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=111997942&ft=1&f=2

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #875 on: August 24, 2009, 05:36:47 PM »
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a shelter
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #876 on: September 13, 2009, 11:51:49 AM »
Ten surprisingly graphic street ads (click each pic for detail on each):
http://jalopnik.com/5355205/ten-surprisingly-graphic-street-advertisements/gallery/?skyline=true&s=i

And, ten worst cars to have sex in (click each pic to read why that car):
http://jalopnik.com/5356456/ten-worst-cars-to-have-sex-in/gallery/?skyline=true&s=x

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #878 on: October 05, 2009, 03:39:51 PM »
Let's get right to it.

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #879 on: October 05, 2009, 07:02:40 PM »
Best protest pic ever:


That's udderly...

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #880 on: October 14, 2009, 04:02:37 PM »
Funny but sad:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/10/14/national/a154639D61.DTL&tsp=1

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #881 on: October 29, 2009, 09:17:09 AM »
The order by which people are admitted into Heaven.

good news for Urth & Gaz!  (and Paul McCartney)

ETA: it's a bit long, but the really good stuff is towards the end - last paragraph & the Appendices.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #882 on: October 29, 2009, 01:48:48 PM »
The order by which people are admitted into Heaven.

good news for Urth & Gaz!  (and Paul McCartney)

ETA: it's a bit long, but the really good stuff is towards the end - last paragraph & the Appendices.

Brilliant stuff. And written by a Portlander. I'm liking my newfound state of residence more and more all the time.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #883 on: November 03, 2009, 12:22:22 PM »
"he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich..."

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/03/business/global/03vegemite.html?_r=1
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #884 on: November 04, 2009, 12:03:08 AM »
"he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich..."

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/03/business/global/03vegemite.html?_r=1

Clever publicity stunt - they've got people talking about it.  I've still never tried vegemite, and given my sometimes idiosyncratic food tastes, I suspect I'd like it.  If they actually want to rename the stuff, they should play up its health benefits - call it "Power-B Gel" or whatevs and sell it in American health-food stores.
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