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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

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huh?
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« Reply #255 on: September 23, 2005, 12:11:28 PM »
I can't remember what thread we were discussing Tim Goodman in, but since I dissed his taste in (overrated) shows, I should give him props for being a very funny guy. Here, his comments on Jennifer Love Hewitt's new (and apparently very bad) show, Ghost Whisperer:

"How else to explain Jennifer Love Hewitt in a rip-off of "Medium" called "Ghost Whisperer" on CBS? She talks to dead people. She also acts as if she's dead. And somebody clearly killed her hairstyle. None of that matters, however, as males and females, gays and straights, dogs and cats, grandparents, fish, etc., will only be able to stare at her breasts. No series in recent memory has put so much attention on a pair of breasts. It's laughably ridiculous. You can't escape them. Hewitt is in her nightgown half the time and then in shirts three sizes too small the other half. In one scene the strap of her shoulder bag prominently divides her breasts. If you can watch that scene without laughing, you're too desperate by half.

Oh, and the show is terrible."
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« Reply #256 on: September 24, 2005, 10:57:26 PM »
Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?

(Answer to come Monday if no one gets it.)
“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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« Reply #257 on: September 25, 2005, 11:33:58 AM »
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Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?

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Mississippi!
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« Reply #258 on: September 25, 2005, 01:38:17 PM »
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Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?

(Answer to come Monday if no one gets it.)


Mississippi!


Hot-Cha!!!!
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« Reply #259 on: September 27, 2005, 03:22:28 PM »
this is happy sad. but must. be. seen. a very smart video about kanye and bush and katrina. fo a search for kanye. or scroll down to the video.

i hope this is not a repost. i've not had steady internet access these days.

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« Reply #261 on: September 28, 2005, 02:31:20 PM »
ROTFL. Cher CDs and Pottery Barn! :lol:
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« Reply #262 on: October 06, 2005, 11:25:18 AM »
The Onion on Sheryl & Lance:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41194
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« Reply #264 on: October 11, 2005, 11:16:57 AM »
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The most interesting pieces of pop music trivia that you know (that are 100% false)


"9. Phil Collins' unique drum-sound is a result of his having two left hands. The former Genesis frontman uses specially modified sticks to overcome his condition. "

ROTFL!  Of course, that would explain alot...
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« Reply #265 on: October 11, 2005, 11:23:05 AM »

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« Reply #266 on: October 11, 2005, 11:30:40 AM »
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how to win a nobel prize


"uh, Mr Miller... someone named Lance Armstrong on Line 2..."
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« Reply #268 on: October 13, 2005, 06:02:16 PM »
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heard it in a loooove song...read it in a hallmark card


What the hell is that "public scatology" line about?!?
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« Reply #269 on: October 14, 2005, 01:00:57 PM »
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heard it in a loooove song...read it in a hallmark card


What the hell is that "public scatology" line about?!?


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