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Bid for crypt above Marilyn Monroe falls through

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huh?
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« Reply #225 on: September 08, 2005, 08:22:35 AM »
I couldn't find the "bad joke" thread (I thought we had one, didn't we?) so here's a joke courtesy of someone on outsports.com:

Q: What do Pet Evaporated Milk and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They both come in little white cans.

[RIMSHOT!]
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« Reply #226 on: September 08, 2005, 09:58:51 AM »
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I couldn't find the "bad joke" thread (I thought we had one, didn't we?) so here's a joke courtesy of someone on outsports.com:

Q: What do Pet Evaporated Milk and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They both come in little white cans.

[RIMSHOT!]


one word: gross.
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« Reply #227 on: September 08, 2005, 01:52:31 PM »
The Onion takes on Katrina:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40305

And, BTW, Jon Stewart (who was on vacay last week) has been just brilliant on the subject.
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« Reply #228 on: September 08, 2005, 02:28:19 PM »
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The Onion takes on Katrina:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40305



nice.

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« Reply #229 on: September 13, 2005, 03:02:26 PM »
:D Which M*A*S*H character are you?  :D

I'm Col. Henry Blake!
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« Reply #230 on: September 13, 2005, 03:13:54 PM »
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:D Which M*A*S*H character are you?  :D

I'm Col. Henry Blake!


Hey, me too!
Let's get right to it.

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« Reply #231 on: September 13, 2005, 03:21:44 PM »
Right on. He was one of my favorite characters.

I liked him even more than B.J. "Beej" Honeycutt. Of course, I have him to thank for the nickname. Before that? All I got was "Hey, B.J.- where's The Bear?! U-huh-huh-huh.." or something much ruder.
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« Reply #232 on: September 13, 2005, 03:24:41 PM »
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:D Which M*A*S*H character are you?  :D

I'm Col. Henry Blake!


Hey, me too!


That would be cool.  I'm Hawkeye.

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« Reply #233 on: September 13, 2005, 03:29:01 PM »
Hawkeye's a good one, too. Although, I wouldn't mind being Charles Emerson Winchester. He was snooty but he got down & dirty from time to time with hilarious consequences.

One year for Halloween I was Father Mulcahy (or however it's spelled). No reason, really. It was just what I had lying around. People on the Castro loved it. "Hey! Father Mulcahey! Woo! Here's a beer!"
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« Reply #234 on: September 13, 2005, 03:48:13 PM »


I'll have a martini to celebrate!
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« Reply #235 on: September 15, 2005, 09:18:58 AM »
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I'll have a martini to celebrate!


Well, you're not really him; you just resemble this fictional character. A bit.
Let's get that straight before you start drinking home-made gin and operating on people.


I'm not really him either.
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« Reply #236 on: September 15, 2005, 11:08:30 AM »
Based on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator- now you can find out...

WHICH STAR TREK CHARACTER ARE YOU?

http://scifi.about.com/library/weekly/aa080201.htm

I'm a Dr. McCoy/Malcolm Reed- or an ESFJ (Extrovert, Sensor, Feeler, Judger).

That's a fair call.
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« Reply #237 on: September 15, 2005, 11:27:45 AM »
Is there a "which Sex & the City character are You?" site? There must be.
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« Reply #238 on: September 15, 2005, 11:38:24 AM »
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Is there a "which Sex & the City character are You?" site?


Here ya go:

http://quiz.ivillage.co.uk/uk_astrology/tests/sexcity.htm
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« Reply #239 on: September 15, 2005, 12:09:17 PM »
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Is there a "which Sex & the City character are You?" site?


Here ya go:

http://quiz.ivillage.co.uk/uk_astrology/tests/sexcity.htm


Crap -- I'm "40% Charlotte, 30% Miranda"

which means I'll marry a hairy bald Jewish guy whose Irish mother has Alzheimers...
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