That Onion bit is seriously one of the funniest things I've ever read, and possibly my first encounter with that esteemed publication.
One of my all-time faves of theirs; they are geniuses... you owe it to yourself to get lost in their archives. One more of my faves:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-rappers-down-to-last-two-samples,793/9/15/10-Wednesday!! 1 Radio Station Under a Groove in...1978!!
1. Bruce Springsteen- Adam Raised A Cain
2. Van Halen- Jamie's Cryin'
(TV: The Hulk)
3. Elvis Costello- Little Triggers
4. Van Morrison- Wavelength
(News brief/Jessica Savitch)
5. Blondie- Sunday Girl
(Ad: Jovan Musk Oil for ladies)
6. Rod Stewart- Hot Legs
7. Chic- Everybody Dance
(TV: One Day at A Time)
8. Rolling Stones- Respectable
9. Devo- Jocko Homo
(Movie: Superman)
10. Funkadelic- One Nation Under a Groove (BOS!!!)