"I'm the Slime". And so is Bill O'Reilly.
Let's get this straight:
Bill O'Reilly = Horse's Ass. Anyone who takes him seriously deserves what they get, BUT he tells you straight up where he's coming from & anyway he's an employee of Fox News. So you come forewarned. (cf Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity & Dennis Miller version 2.0)
Tom DeLay = Slime. He is as sleazy & devious & self-interested as it gets, but all in the name of some larger entity that he claims to represent. You
should know better, but some
true believers suckers are taken in. (cf. Dennis Hastert, the CEO of GM, Condi Rice)
Pat Robertson = Anti-christ. Puts on the best public face, claims the moral highground, says if you don't believe him you are to be condemned/hanged for treason. In fact is the devil's minion & is wreaking wide swaths of destruction in the name of a higher power. (cf. Dr. James Dobson, Rev. Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush)