on a lighter note, this took place last week:
Costco had a really good deal on a desktop PC, and we got one for Gabriel (who's in 8th grade). I'm driving him home & he is asking me questions about components & terminology listed on the box, including "What does SSD mean?"
After a few of these I decide to quiz him to see if he remembered/understood. So now I ask him, "What does SSD stand for?"
Gabe (correctly - but hesitantly): Solid State Drive
Me: Okay, what does 'solid state' mean?
Gabe: America?
Me: No, it means no moving parts.
Gabe: Oh...Congress.