VHM "Obsession" even is others find this an LN. Total sledgehammer. I remember clubbing with the rest of the Old Spaghetti Factory waitstaff after work in St. Louis. My friend Rick, who was a busboy - and therefore under 21 - would ask the hottest girl he/we could find and walk right up and say (spoiler alert, this is TOTALLY un-PC) "Didn't I DO you?"
most times they would run as fast as they could in the opposite direction, sometimes he'd get slapped, but more than once (and the most hilarious part of this) was when they would look him right in the eye and say, OMG! and take him to the dance floor.
ETA, of course I can't condone this in any way, shape, or form 30 yrs on, but still.