My net connection is hanging on by a string - either there are issues with Time Warner Cable, or (more likely) my computer's taking umbrage with the ongoing severe heat here. (I can't have AC - the apartment's wiring is too old to be taxed like that. I can't even run the microwave and the toaster at the same time.)
Yikes. At the risk of sounding like a Johnny Carson bit... How hot IS it?
That sounds more like a Gene Rayburn/Match Game bit to me.