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Main Discussion Area => In Memoriam, Happy Birthday => Topic started by: RGMike on June 12, 2009, 11:37:37 AM
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see, Chastity Bono isn't the only one "transitioning"!
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see, Chastity Bono isn't the only one "transitioning"!
I wonder if Chaz could apply for a $40 coupon to help w his changeover?
btw, my household still uses broadcast TV -- and we have old sets -- so I did actually get those coupons and use them to buy the boxes. Now I have clearer signals and about twice as many tv station, literally! I hear this cable TV thing might be a good thing to check out, too, but I don't want to rush this new technology stuff too much.
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see, Chastity Bono isn't the only one "transitioning"!
I wonder if Chaz could apply for a $40 coupon to help w his changeover?
in Chaz's case, she/he is *losing* a box rather than looking for a new one. ;)
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I have cable hooked up without a box. Before the switchover, channels 2, 4 and 5 were fuzzy and have the "ghost" look. Now all three channels are clear. Channel 7 is fuzzy though for some reason.
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see, Chastity Bono isn't the only one "transitioning"!
I wonder if Chaz could apply for a $40 coupon to help w his changeover?
in Chaz's case, she/he is *losing* a box rather than looking for a new one. ;)
You guys! This is an inspired sketch waiting to happen.
Chaz: I'm here for my coupon for my transition.
Frazzled worker: Sure, we'll be happy to help you with the TV.
Chaz: I'm not a TV, I'm an FTM!
Frazzled worker: These coupons are only for TVs ...
Chaz: THAT'S DISCRIMINATION
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see, Chastity Bono isn't the only one "transitioning"!
I wonder if Chaz could apply for a $40 coupon to help w his changeover?
in Chaz's case, she/he is *losing* a box rather than looking for a new one. ;)
You guys! This is an inspired sketch waiting to happen.
Chaz: I'm here for my coupon for my transition.
Frazzled worker: Sure, we'll be happy to help you with the TV.
Chaz: I'm not a TV, I'm an FTM!
Frazzled worker: These coupons are only for TVs ...
Chaz: THAT'S DISCRIMINATION
and that's inspired!
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see, Chastity Bono isn't the only one "transitioning"!
I wonder if Chaz could apply for a $40 coupon to help w his changeover?
in Chaz's case, she/he is *losing* a box rather than looking for a new one. ;)
You guys! This is an inspired sketch waiting to happen.
Chaz: I'm here for my coupon for my transition.
Frazzled worker: Sure, we'll be happy to help you with the TV.
Chaz: I'm not a TV, I'm an FTM!
Frazzled worker: These coupons are only for TVs ...
Chaz: THAT'S DISCRIMINATION
and that's inspired!
heh, good one. we could includes ageism hits in there, too: Government sponsored changeover program subsidies available for your old TVs
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see, Chastity Bono isn't the only one "transitioning"!
I wonder if Chaz could apply for a $40 coupon to help w his changeover?
in Chaz's case, she/he is *losing* a box rather than looking for a new one. ;)
You guys! This is an inspired sketch waiting to happen.
Chaz: I'm here for my coupon for my transition.
Frazzled worker: Sure, we'll be happy to help you with the TV.
Chaz: I'm not a TV, I'm an FTM!
Frazzled worker: These coupons are only for TVs ...
Chaz: THAT'S DISCRIMINATION
and that's inspired!
heh, good one. we could includes ageism hits in there, too: Government sponsored changeover program subsidies available for your old TVs
Haha, here we go. The sketch goes something like this:
Cher: I hear I can get a coupon from you for my child Chaz's transition.
Frazzled worker: Sure. What kind of set does Chaz currently have?
Cher: Two breasts, no drumstick. I don't know what was the problem, they were good enough for me ... (Worker squints with confusion.) And is lesbian bed death that bad when at least you've got a 50-inch television to watch instead?
Frazzled and now puzzled worker: Oh, Chaz wouldn't be eligible, then. These coupons are only for old TVs.
Cher: Oh, I know the jargon, and you make me SICK. Old TVs? And not young lesbian FTMs? How can you discriminate like that, you ageist, sexist jackass?
Frazzled worker: I can offer YOU a coupon!
(Cher assaults pleased-with-himself worker.)