see, Chastity Bono isn't the only one "transitioning"!
I wonder if Chaz could apply for a $40 coupon to help w his changeover?
in Chaz's case, she/he is *losing* a box rather than looking for a new one. 
You guys! This is an inspired sketch waiting to happen.
Chaz: I'm here for my coupon for my transition.
Frazzled worker: Sure, we'll be happy to help you with the TV.
Chaz: I'm not a TV, I'm an FTM!
Frazzled worker: These coupons are only for TVs ...
Chaz: THAT'S DISCRIMINATION
and that's inspired!
heh, good one. we could includes ageism hits in there, too: Government sponsored changeover program subsidies available for your old TVs
Haha, here we go. The sketch goes something like this:
Cher: I hear I can get a coupon from you for my child Chaz's transition.
Frazzled worker: Sure. What kind of set does Chaz currently have?
Cher: Two breasts, no drumstick. I don't know what was the problem, they were good enough for me ... (Worker squints with confusion.) And is lesbian bed death that bad when at least you've got a 50-inch television to watch instead?
Frazzled and now puzzled worker: Oh, Chaz wouldn't be eligible, then. These coupons are only for old TVs.
Cher: Oh, I know the jargon, and you make me SICK. Old TVs? And not young lesbian FTMs? How can you discriminate like that, you ageist, sexist jackass?
Frazzled worker: I can offer YOU a coupon!
(Cher assaults pleased-with-himself worker.)
